[Appleby] Glorious Freedom

Day 3,384, 11:27 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street

Evenin’ Comrades,

After the last Americans were saved from certain death at various pubs in Glasgow, I’m happy to declare the eUK has again defied objective reality and is more or less free and fair bar our western regions. I’ve asked the Lithuanians if they want to chill til the rest of the term (as they’re awesome) and we can let the next CPs decide where they want to go from there with the regions.

We owe our allies some serious favours for even having an eUK again. However, true to ritual, and deprived of perfidious foreigners to attack, we return to the honoured eUK service of critiquing and attacking each other instead. The government ultimately welcomes this much needed return to tradition, as we quietly get on with looking busy.

I am also happy to announce BIacklist and Sambo joining Huey and I in the MoD. Paul will be a pretty difficult act to follow but I’m sure these gents will keep the fire going as I duly bug*** off for a nap. Commiserations to AMD who has just one day to publish a MoFA article before the iron hammer of dismissal finally catches up with him…

Finally with mongress elections tomorrow I wish all candidates the best of luck. Please send the Speaker a friend request if you can so he can quickly add you to the threads should you get elected 🙂

As ever, your humble autocrat


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