"A girl he knows" advice. (or Clyde part deux)
Old Man Jenkins67
Dear Modern Drunkard,
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy has sexual intercourse with a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl sleeps with just two guys in a year, she's a floozy. In response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key...
Your fellow ecitizen (name withheld by request)
OK, we all know this double standard. As a man never speak of it again! Good God man, this will lead them to learn our other secrets.
To boot you got all suave with the lock reference, she will likely never forget. Ever.
Your no legend. Research your game, boy.
Maybe spend some time with Clyde.
The Modern Drunkard
Comments
smart answer lol
for i don't befriend girls ;3
Unnecessary to NOT befriend, but by keeping relations good u get MANY 'leads'... which CAN lead to something.
If a key opens lots of backdoor locks, then it's Boy George.
good point.
🙂
In what significant ways does a modern drunkard differ from us old timers. Seriously. More control? Or just a matter of 'style'?... but i'd rather you told me in a pm... already gave up too many secrets.