To all Russian Comrades! (Greeting from eHungary)

Day 632, 11:56 • Published in Russia Serbia • by Voice of eHungary
Russian comrades in Peace!
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Comrades, this is a long and cruel war. Great sacrafices are made in order to punish the USA and it's allies for their past actions, including their attack on Russian motherland. We watched as you march towards New Jersey along with our comrades of all over the world, and it fills our heart with joy. Watching Ivan kicking G.I.Joe's arse is always a sight to behold.

We're watching Serbian brothers advancing at your side, bringing back memories from our childhood as we imagine Gojko Mitic fighting against the cowboys. But it makes us bittersweet, as we don't have active MPP's, and can't participate! "Hell, we're not gonna miss this action" we thought, and deployed our cavalry in Indonesia, to form the right flank of the Indonesian Army. We were happy when Nevada fell, altough we were a little bit afraid what will happen if they start to play Russian Roulette in the casinos. Meanwhile, the Hungarian civil population marched towards the American continent from the other way. We marched right behind French Task Forces, pacifying the previously conquered regions, and retaking Canadian-captured Montana, Washington, and North Dakota.

Hungarian and Russian civil population first met between South and North Dakota and the celebration was reportedly involved a huge amount of Vodka and Palinka. The native USA americans were offered "fiery water" as well, but they passed out soon, and real men could continue celebrating. Let us celebrate the Dakota Commemorial Event as the sign of friendship and respect between us!
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Now, let us resume to the offensive! Americans are more proud than reasonable, they don't want to sign a peace treaty, they don't want our mercy. So, let's satisfy their needs, and give them no mercy! California, Texas, Michigan, and even DC has already fallen, soon, we can celebrate "world peace" in Florida!
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We full-heartedly welcome the Russian States of America in our neighbourhood, just south of United Hungarian West Canada!

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