The Outfit:

Day 5,925, 19:10 Published in USA USA by Roger the Shrubber

Wow, people actually agreed to assist with the tenure. They all have a high degree of acumen in their undertaking.
Here's the outfit:

Roger the Shubber for Federalist Party President
I didn't go to reptilian human school, but I've learned, autodidactically, to be a great Party President. (You put the congress members on the roster.)

Paul Proteus for Vice Party President
We all know him, we all love him. He's got credibility and experience.
Paul will be organizing our elections.

Melissa Rose for Secretary General
Yet, another veteran Fed. Melissa guided me through the forum and currently moderates the fed discord server. We can count on her help when we need direction.

Centomax23 for Councilor
Centomax has returned from the dead to help us bridge the gap. He's a longtime friend with ties to multiple parties.
He will be our diplomat and help protect me from vampires.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon for Spokesperson
Rounding out the roster of recognizable rockstars is Robert E. O. Speedwagon.
What better spokesperson than a rockstar making a comeback?


That's the cabinet. There's nothing like overkill.
Polling starts on the 10th. I encourage you to get on discord. It's where 90% of political intercourse is taking place.


I've got to go. Nobody wants to hear about my political views.
Stay proud and horny.