The contents of file 2356 FBI HQ's Room 34567 Filing Cabinet 4
Releasethe Krakken
Memo:
Subject: 686878
Aliases:http://www.erepublik.com: Malbekh, Death and Taxes
http://www.ponystars.com: Blue Pony
http://facebook.com/farmville : Little Johnny
Arrests: 2003: Lewd and unbecoming conduct- minor 2345 aged 5
2004: fondling himself in public: kindergarten 5678 various minors aged 4 - 8
2005: Approaching a minor and distributing child pornography: minor 4568 aged 9
2013
😮btaining child pornography : minor 3467 - aged 12
Sentences: 2005 - 7 years direct imprisonment
Psychiatric Profile: Subject has self confidence problems. Unable to relate to adult females. Has been showing progressive tendencies to more serious paedophilic action. In 2005 he was sentenced to 7 year imprisonment. Subject underwent several rehabilitation programs. it was briefly felt that it was successful but subject has now committed another serious offence and a plea for long term imprisonment due to him being not being responding to rehabilitation. Subject has been on the Sexual Offenders list since 2003 SO#124567. No compliance with Sexual Offenders Act. Several case workers had to inform community of his status. After release from prison still no compliance.
Psychiatric Recommendation: Pursue long term imprisonment and place subject on dangerous Sexual Offenders List.
Recent Case study: Subject has gained the confidence of minor 3467 aged 12. The minor sent pictures of his buttocks to subject and subject shared this with an unknown British male going by the name mrConway.
Subject has left primary residence and current residence is unknown. Several warrants of arrests has been issued. Arrest on sight.
The following documentary proof of the transgression has been recorde
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Agent:23487 Field Office: Washington DC
Update to file 2356: Date 8/29/2013
Subject has been spotted in Queens New York. An elderly pensioner Mavis Johnson reported the following to Agent 56789: Well Sir we were just back from the library when on the steps of it some man jumped in front of us and from his front of his pants pulled something small. I am of course 87 and cannot see as well as I did before. So asked him "Son what is that thing you are holding with your hand" At that stage I got real close and bended down to see what it was. After a while I asked him"What is the reason you are showing us a pink button". Do your clothes need mending. Myrtle who was with me and can see very well also asked what was the purpose of showing us a pink button.
NO YOU OLD HAG HE SCREAMED THIS IS MY DINGALINGADINGDONG!!!!! Oh we said and left quickly as it was plain that he was insane in the membrane.
Agents summary: Although it may appear that subject exposed himself. Due to lack of evidence no prosecution would possible. Update location on all alerts.
Agent: 56789 Field Office:New York
Comments
Poor trolling. 4/10 and I'm just being kind 😉
it would be if it was meant to be trolling. this is the truth. are you one of his buttmonkeys?
Made me laugh! WTF to that!
Excellent job agent Krakken!
You outdone yourself again.....not only you revealed this dark and sick secret to public you have done it in entertaining way to avoid trauma in public...
And i must say...Putin for the win.....this guiy is not the only bad ass leader but also became a strong shield of moral against british and american illuminati reptilian bastards
LOL'd 😃
funny : ) voted
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so the joke is that crazy stalking sexoffenders all have small willies? wouldn't most of the male eIrish population already know this?
eisen eisen eisen first off this is not a joke its a wikileak secon😛 did i say all crazy stalking sex offenders naw only malbekh and it was implied anyway. third the male eirish population- guess thats a joke of your own. between all SO's and an entire population that like trying to hit a island 50 miles away with a mountain. and i once made that oopsie with hy brazil