NEW TANK ON THE BLOCK

Day 4,985, 10:16 • Published in Croatia Austria • by Jacques de Mollay

NEW TANK ON THE BLOCK


Following the example of a friend of the Black Falcon from today, I also became a tank. I've been doing it for a long time, but today I'm moving to the D4 division among the "big boys"
I thought for a long time which tank to buy and decided on a proven good old model that used to be cruised all over Europe.


I just ordered alloy wheels for my tank and drove it to be painted (of course in metallic pink) followed by airbrush painting so that on the battlefield it looks scary and that the domestic and foreign enemy who never sleeps escapes with his head regardless of the appearance of my tank .




I am thinking whether to take Herr Gruber as a member of the crew, who will intimidate enemies with his sexual orientation, or Bepa Joseph, who will also very effectively disperse enemies of all profiles, religions and worldviews with her fabulous beauty.





You who are afraid of BH medals do not have to be afraid, because according to the good old Croatian custom, I will steal where and how much I can, so it is guaranteed to all of you by the constitution.

In the hope that with this growth I will contribute more to the bloodier struggles and peace in the world, I greet you all together with the Templar greeting.

NON NOBIS DOMINE, NON NOBIS
SED NOMINI
TUO DA GLORIUM








NEW TANK ON THE BLOCK

Slijedeći primjer prijatelja Crnog Sokola od danas sam i ja postao tenk. Po kilaži sam to odavno, ali danas prelazim u D4 diviziju među „velike dečke“
Dugo sam razmišljao koji tenk si kupiti i odlučio sam se za provjereni dobri stari model kojim se nekada krstarilo po cijeloj Europi.

Upravo sam naručio alu felge za svoj tenk i odvezao ga na lakiranje (naravno u metalik rozu boju) nakon čega slijedi airbrush oslikavanje tako na na bojnom polju izgleda zastrašujuće te da domaći i strani neprijatelj koji nikada ne spava pobjegne glavom bez obzira samom pojavom mog tenka.

Razmišljam da li kao člana posade uzeti Herr Grubera koji će svojim sexualnim opredjeljenjem zastrašivati neprijatelje ili Bepu Joseph koja će svojom bajnom ljepotom također vrlo efikasno rastjerivati neprijatelje svih profila, vjera i svjetonazora.


Vi koji strepite zbog BH medalja nemorate se bojati, jer ću po dobrom starom hrvatskom običaju otimati gdje i koliko mogu, pa Vam je to svima ustavom zagarantirano.

U nadi da ću ovim rastom više pridonijeti krvavijim borbama i miru u svjetu sve skupa Vas pozdravljam Templarskim pozdravom

NON NOBIS DOMINE,NON NOBIS
SED NOMINI
TUO DA GLORIUM