I don’t write about baby boom, I do it!

Day 913, 10:57 • Published in Croatia North Korea • by William Thomas Riker
Croatian/hrvatski
Proteklih mjesec dana sam bio intenzivno spolno aktivan. A beba nema. Hrvatska i ja smo otišli liječniku. S mojim „građanima“ je sve u redu, ali njen „Ured za dobrodošlicu“ ne radi dobro svoj posao pa ne dolazi do registracije (začeća). Ako i dođe, pri prijavljivanju zaboravi lozinku, a dok se sjeti, beba umre (pobačaj).
Šalu na stranu. Ured radi dobar posao. Ne znam koliko sam potrošio papira i tinte za lijepljenje oglasa po školi. Rezultat: nitko se novi nije prijavio (samo moj kum da mi udovolji došao je do 39 EP i prestao igrat, i bratić koji je prestao igrat sa 7 EP), ali sam saznao da ima par ljudi iz moje škole koji igraju eRepublik, kao cmdgeneralmarka, zap1407, stitarc_hr... A tek telefonski račun (imam Carnet)! U eJahanu sam pisao članak da se prijave u eRepublik. Opisao sam im ukratko igru. Čak sam im ponudio 2 golda koje ću dobit kad dosegnu level 6. Razočarao sam se da su većina tamo zapravo igrali eRepublik, ali im je dosadio zbog novih modula (Lana, bolnice... tamo još uvijek dobivate 50 wella bez obzira koliko se borili). Naravno, nisu me reportali što ne pišem o eJahanu već eRepubliku jer očekuju da istu opciju ponudim ovdje, to jest da se vi prijavite preko mog linka i kad dosegnete 150 EP dobijete 2 tala (ekvivalent za golde) od mene. Nemojte ni vi mene reportat jer jednostavno pokušavam da što više njih prijeđe nama i obratno. eJahan već igraju GP.1, Wrapcheus, Friend Freeman, Petar Slavonski, Alina Locket... Tamo sam u novinama (isti naziv) sve detaljno opisao, pa kog zanima nek pogleda...
Link: http://www.ejahan.com/referrer-21309.html

English/engleski
Last couple of weeks I was intensively sexually active. And there is no baby. Croatia and I went to see the doctor. My “citizens” are doing just fine, but her “Welcoming committee” is a bit lazy so there aren’t many registrations (conceiving). And if there are, they forget password when logging in and baby dies (abortion).
No more jokes. Welcoming committee is doing just fine. I don’t know myself how much paper and ink I spent sticking ads about eRepublik in my school. Result: one player died after 39 EP and other after 7 EP. At least I found out that many guys from my school play eRepublik like cmdgeneralmarka, zap1407, stitarc_hr… I even registered in eJahan and wrote an article. I invited them all to eRepublik and promised to give them 2 gold after they reach level 6 in purpose of encouraging them to continue playing. It turned out most of them played eRepublik and got tired because of Lana, hospitals… Some eRepublik players are also playing eJahan like GP.1, Wrapcheus, Friend Freeman, Petar Slavonski, Alina Locket... If someone wants to play eJahan I will give him/her 2 tala (their equivalent for gold) after reaching 150 EP. Link: http://www.ejahan.com/referrer-21309.html