How to make Ireland massively popular for immigrants
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by Releasethe Krakken
Ireland is a small country we have an active population of roughly 200 players.
So this is my plan to make Ireland MASSIVELY POPULAR
1. Never fight in any wars- hey half of us is the children of hippies (not me) so why hide our upbringing. We want PEACE a long prolonged fun filled peace. Peace is at the moment spewing out of our every nook and cranny. BREATH IN PEACE BREATH OUT P.E.A.C.E
2. The same leaders FOREVA.
Mod Seanan ► ♪♫♪♫à
Mof Appleman ► ♪♫♪↕
MOE Ian E Coleman ► ♪♫♪♫‼
MONC Irasian(not certain) ► ♪♫♪♫♫☼
A selection of player who is eligible for CP: Sweet Drinker, MikeBane,Winston Hope Smith, Mufc ►♪♫♫♫à
Yes playing the same tunes on RADIO IRELAND makes us massively popular.
3. Routes to the top :
a. The quasi-serious article - blah di blah di blah...5000 words of blowholing...the END
- Comments
---O7 (because when I write my quasi-serious piece of crap I want every ASS KISSER TO also make O7 comments.
b. Ass kissing
There is nothing like serious and prolonged ass kissing to rise to the top. Or is it float to the top. Does ass kissing turds float or rise to the top? Malbekh, AD31?
4. Keeping a tight lid on our finances:
We are making ? our monthly income is ? our monthly expenses is ?. Our daily income from work taxes is ? Therefore there is a need to increase our work tax so that we get ? from it.
The following citizens loaned us money : ???????????
We have the following loans: ?
I must move the countries riches if Kurgan is in charge because ?
AND FINALLY THE BEST WAY TO BRING THEM IN BY THE BOAT LOAD IS???
5. INCREASE OUR WORK TAXES TO 5 times that of any other country. Our country has 2 million available to us to pay for MPP's and supplying the IA who has a commune system. We need much more than that. Why.
So thats the 5 reasons eIreland is such a massive winner.
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#1 - We are fighting it is called ALLIES
#2 - No one else wants to do it. I think they people who do it month after month.
#3 - o7
#4 - AI keeps giving us tanks. We have money. Seems to be going pretty well.
#5 - Or 5 times LESS - eUSA is 25%
Maybe you should travel some. eIreland is a pretty fun place to play.
#2 should say ... I thank the people....
bs bs o7 IA u mean 5.usa is 25% because they dont have a congress that can change it.
Maybe you should moon walk over to other countries Michael, give them advice on how they should be fighting their wars. The more patronising & offensive the advice is, the more you will be loved I am sure
Forever bitter, Boudica. I suppose an open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded?
If you make a point of looking for bitter Seanan, you will find bitter - even if there actually was no bitter there. I suppose that is because you feel it is in your interest to do that. So how is,
So how is your mind then? All doors & windows wide open & a gale blowing through it
Lol, voted. But Cpt Jackson is right, I went to USA/Canada/Norway/Netherlands and none of those places came close to being as fun as Ireland. We're such a unique nation in the game, with a healthy media, relatively active political arena (with mudslinging lol), and if our spats with eUK isn't enough then we can always count on something stirring the pot inside eIreland.
It's summer, activity is traditionally low in this season, so we should use it as a good period to build up our strength and reputation
Also, we attract immigrants just fine as it is.
"There is nothing like serious and prolonged ass kissing to rise to the top. Or is it float to the top. Does ass kissing turds float or rise to the top? Malbekh, AD31?"
Since you were so kind to mention me to your article, maybe you could give some more info, like whose ass i "kissed" or what i achieved by doing that...
read 5...u proposed the 5% work tax. in pirates days u would have been killhauled or flayed life. so u dont see proposing ridiculous taxes without input from the ppl as ass kissing?
After Appleman's request in the congress i did propose the law. It was the first law I proposed as a congressman, so I wanted to try it. Besides it was the plan our MoF announced.
And I am sorry but I can't see how I am ass kissing anyone. Also you say I ass kiss to rise to the top....what top? What have I earned by proposing this law?
Couldnt agree more!
Amazingly insightful article.
The advice, if taken, would fill Ireland with sexy little asian girls that would sit about in swamps picking lotus (or is it hibiscus) flowers.
Who's Reagan?
o7.. 8itch
vote 31