How to celebrate E.M.M

Day 4,912, 08:51 • Published in Romania Hungary • by Hunkakaricum

Make no mistake, sex for sex’s sake is not a bad thing –

but why restrict yourself to nearly-getting-there-but-not-quite

when you could guarantee orgasms every time?



It's time to celebrate the sunshine and warmer weather by staying inside and playing with yourself in this Erepubik wonderful game as we have got from Planto and hiz nice minions.



May is the Erepubikan Masturbation Month, so here are some creative ways to get festive and throw a party for one or other of our beloved citizens!






Put Some Fruit in Your Looms

as we did yesterday in the Naked Gardening Day but bigger and more fun...

Ecitizens who are farmer's get to the nice product markets naked ..
who are back in full swing now, so stock up on fresh produce that you can objectify.



Whether you want to carve a hole in a watermelon or pumpkin or warm a banana or cucumber in the microwave, use a orange or a grapefruit...
your only limitations are your own imagination and monthly grocery budget beside weapons and packs or if your dad is token rich just enjoy....





Let Planto's Secret Out of the Bag

Just ‘cause Christmas is in the winter doesn't mean you can't have a Secret Planto in May. Whip up a Erepubikan event and invite your friends or other citizens over for a little sexy toys and weapon or strapon rocket swap*.

*New toys are ideal, but if you must re-gift, think about running them through the dishwasher first, or the local river or better the nearby ocean.



Do It Yourself: Homemade Lube Springbreaker



Ingredients:

1 cup water and ice cubes
1 cup baby oils from local store
1 packet Jell-O ( any flavor but banana iz better )



Method :

Toss ingredients into a blender, then go to local pub or bar. (with the lube, NOT the blender ).



Get Naughty by Nature



Are you down with OPPs, but not STDs? Have a really hot friend that maybe has warts or herpes or something? Now's the time to throw caution to the wind. Get drunk, get awkward, get outside and get to masturbating with them. No harm. No foul. No clinic visit needed.
Please avoid belgian partys ..the hugrybungrys are mean and primitive on this...



Do the Reverse Powerspin "Contest"



Make a pact with your friends. The person who comes in the battles the most by midnight on May 31st wins!
( Entry fee is 100cc for male citizens, 150cc for female citizens, for gheis no fee...)

Phone a Friend



Just because you're playing with yourself Erepubik doesn't mean you can't still be social and nice on the national or fried or party shouts and MU chatrooms.



Phone sex, sexting, Cam2Cam, circle jerks and Ookie Cookie are all ways to involve some of your nearest and dearest enemyes in the fights to become a better Erepubikan.



Enjoy Erepublik all day, all night...



The end of the affair is always death.
She’s my workshop. Slippery eye,
out of the tribe of myself my breath
finds you gone. I horrify
those who stand by. I am fed.
At night, alone, I marry the bed.