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For almost a year people are announcing the end of eWorld. In RL we are accustomed to looking at the failed prophecies of his evidence was incredibly far-fetched theories ... like .... sun coincided with a small bear in area of constellation of small barrel and threw light on the great vineyard in southern Antarctic… while I have been looking on RL fails, in eL end of eWorld Is in front of our nose… but why he didn’t came yet????

We'll start from beginning, each end of the world has its own signs.The first sign was the arrival of a female incarnation eSatan - Lana. Then only few started talking that eSatan began to preform his plan to conquer eWorld.



Then soon came the announcement from Big Brother - V2, apocalypse is knocking on doors, Riders have put on their new Good Year horseshoes and equipped with Zeppter knives. Everything was ready for the Apocalypse!
V2 has begun, earthquakes, everything changes ... simply the world as we knew it has disappeared ... eSatan symbols were everywhere. Decapitated chickens have appeared everywhere, they were decapitated in the glory eJudgement Day and final battle between eSatan and eGod.



However .... V2 is gone, it was just a storm that foretold what is waiting eHuman kind. Then have started worst nightmares, people have get chance to prove they greed, to prove them self’s with their force. From day to day, Big Brother gave them weapons to strengthen their greed and arrogance. Companies, Golde, chocolate bars, weapons, army ... All you have eMan to break the good in yourself and go to the campaign to strengthen bad ... warfare, boundless hunger for bread and killing ....

eSatan is finally ready but concerned... already sent his riders .... but they have not yet come ....

The first rider (makes eHuman to do evil to each other), the second rider (leads people to ewar and killing) and the third rider (bringing famine and disease) they are panicly wander eWorld and seek the fourth rider - Death....



First rider: Where the hell have Death disappeared?
Third rider: Maybe something happened to him?
Second rider: You are such fool, nothing can happen to Death…. he can revive himself???!!!???

First rider: hahhaha, you are so stupid... maybe you throw on youself some desase for stupidness
Second rider: no he didn't, he is simply stupid... boss gived him job beocuse he had some debt to his father, lot of cash so he hiered him
Third rider: that is bunch of lies...



Second rider: What do you think? Where is Death?
Third rider: Maybe he needed to go back home, maybe he have problem with indigestion
First rider: Again you with your nonsense… I don’t know where is he or what happened to him… we checked out all graveyards and hospitals. Maybe we should go to Police someone could report that he seen Death
Second rider: Something occurred to me, maybe he is in some bar?
First rider: No he isn’t, he is athlete, haven’t you see that fit shape?.. he pays attention to diet

In meantime… in nearby bar



XX guest: Owner who is that new skinny, fading guy at bar that drinks like crazy?
Owner: I have no idea, all i know that someone stole his horse... he is complaining all time
XX guest: hahha, surely somoene stole horse so he can trade him for gold and then fight all day long...they would rob Death...

The redaction [ClioPilot, Genius Dude - english translation]

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Vec skoro godinu dana se najavljuje smak eSvijeta. U RL smo navikli da gledamo propala prorocanstva koja su za svoje dokaze imala neopisivo nategnute teorije... tipa.... sunce se poklopilo sam malim medzedom u podruciju savježđa malog bureta i bacilo zrake na veliko vinogrije na juznom Antartkiku...uglavnom dok posmatramo RL promasaje, u eL smak svijeta nam je svima tu pred nosom... al sto jos nije dosao????

Pocet cemo ispocetka, svaki smak svijeta ima svoje predznake. Prvi predznak je bio dolazak ženskog utjelovljenja eSotone – Lane. Tad su samo rijetki poceli govorit da je eSotona poceo ostvarivat svoj plan pokoravanja eSvijeta.



Zatim ubrzo dosla je najava od Velikog Brata – V2, apokalipsa je kucala na vrata, Jahaci su vec nabacili nove Good Year potkovice na konje, opremili se i Zeppter nozevima. Sve je bilo spremno za Apokalipsu!!!

V2 je poceo, zemljotresi, sve se mijenja... jednostavno svijet kakav smo znali nestao je... Simboli eSotone su bili na svakom koraku. Obezglavljenje kokoske su se pojavljivale svako malo, one su bile obezglavljene u slavu eSudnjeg Dana i konacne Borbe između eSotone i eBoga.



Međutim.... V2 je nestao, to je samo bila oluja koja je predskazala sta sve ceka eLjudski rod. Onda su krenule najgore more, ljudi su dobili nacin da se dokazuju svojom pohlepom, da se dokazju svojom silom. Iz dana u dan, Veliki Brat im je dao oruzije da ojacaju svoju pohlepu i oholost. Firme, Golde, Cokoladice, oruzije, vojsku... sve sto treba ecovjeku da pogazi ono dobro u sebi i krene na pohod jacanja loseg... ratovanje, bezgranicna glad za hljebom i ubijanjem....

eSotona je napokon spreman, al i zabrinut... poslao je vec svoje jahace.... al oni jos nisu dosli....

Prvi jahac (navodi eljude da cine zlo jedni drugima), drugi jahac (navodi ljude na eratove i ubijanje) i treci jahac(donosi glad i bolest) panicno lutaju esvijetom i traze cetvrtog jahaca – Smrt....




Prvi Jahac: Pu 'ebo mu majmun cuku, gdje je nestao!
Treci Jahac: da mu nije nesto bilo????
Drugi Jahac: Koji si ti glupan, pa kako smrti moze biti nesto.... sta ozivjet ce??!?!?!

Prvi Jahac: hahah, e jesi bas glup.... da nisi ti sam sebe zarazio kakvom bolesti za zaglupljivanje?
Drugi Jahac: ma nije, on je jednostavno glup... primio ga sef u sluzbu. Dugovao njegovom starom bruku para, pa ga zaposlio da mu se oduzi
Treci jahac: .... sve su to samo lazi....


Drugi Jahac: Sta mislis gdje je nestala Smrt?
Treci Jahac: Aaaaa a da nije morala nesto kuci, ili da nije dobila neke probavne smetnje....
Prvi Jahac: Opet on sa glupostima... Ne znam sta je bilo sa njim i gdje bi mogao nesta... obisli smo sva groblja i bolnice. Samo jos da odemo na Policiju da vidimo da nije neko prijavio da je vidio Smrt
Drugi Jahac: Nesto mi pade na pamet, da nije u kafani kakvoj....
Prvo Jahac: Ma kakvi, on je sportista, zar nisi vidio kakvu liniju ima... covjek drzi do sebe...

Za to vrijeme ... u obliznjoj kafani, za sankom.



XX gost: Majke ti gazda ko je ovaj novi, blijedi za sankom sto pije ko lud?
Gazda: Ma neam pojma, samo znam da se zali da su mu konja ukrali...
XX: hahha, sigurno su ga ukrali da kupe golda da mogu udarat po citav dan.... i smrt bi pokrali...