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Canadian Limericks

Day 3,962, 10:54 • Published in Ireland Canada

• by Connor MacLeod

Uncle Maxwell is going to die
And a lifetime of drinking is why.
An unreachable goal
From his youth took its toll.
Ads had told him, “Drink Canada Dry.”

There once was a saucy young wench
Who spoke in Canadian French.
From Moncton to Québec,
She left men in a wreck,
Giving hearts (and more parts) quite a wrench.

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Connor MacLeod Day 3,962, 10:54

Blame Canada!

Alvareto the Husky Day 3,962, 11:26

You guys area vast improvement on our local village idiot spammer.

Lady Silver Day 3,962, 11:30

Thedillpickl Day 3,962, 21:45

This is the closest thing I know to a "clean" limerick.

Confucius say:
"Woman who fly plane upside down has crack up."

Censored limerick:
There once was a man from *beep*,
who's *beep* was *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeep*.
With *beep* he had trouble,
so he *beep* *beep* and
instead of *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*!

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