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Sorry guys, I am not going to run for CP anymore. I got fired from my job.

I was stealing my colleague's food, because I was hungry. And insulting all the managers and during meetings, I would talk over everyone, screaming about Shinchan and Doremon.

My Team Lead told me to stop. So did my team members, the managers from our subsidiary companies.

In the end, my manager told me that I should have been fired for embezzling funds from the company.

I told him.. I don't do it anymore and just stealing food of people who don't talk to me after being repulsed by my personality. I believe this will make them realise that I am a nice guy and everyone will want to be my friend and worship me as the most productive member.

But no one believes that.. even though I use both sides of the paper when printing out my resume to apply for a watchman job in Lithuania.

Hopefully they don't fire me there for accidentally hitting the residents. And they can understand that I was on script to automatically hit people who are not aware so that they be aware in the future and learn to self defend from real thieves.

I am a hard working person.

When my manager, team lead and even the cafeteria guy who occasionally spits in my coffee when I am not looking told me to behave.. I realised.. there is NO ROOM FOR DEMOCRACY AND EQUALITY. The sales team always books it for their meetings throughout the week and make crank calls to our competitors.

Unfortunately, every company I worked for was a joke, The problem isn't me.. it is literally everyone else. Like not a single person likes me.

I paid 10k rupees to downvote a comment that insulted me. Many people liked it. These fools hate me more than they like money. It is nature.

I will start a new company. From the embezzled funds that everyone knows about. And free food, that I have stolen from my colleagues.

There are only two outcomes. Either I will become a Unicorn.

Or I will run away with all my fraud money to Lithuania.

Anyways, my running platform - "If I win. World is good. If I lose. Everyone can go to hell." is being carried on well by my opponent Wittyprakash and I wish him the best against our fascist dictator Murthu.