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5 reasons why America is Awesome

Day 4,598, 12:40 • Published in USA USA

• by Acidify

1) Skiing

"Damn fool is swimming with SHark."

"I don't know what they are doing, but they gon' get their assess ate."

"The sharks are out far, they don;t bite."

"OMG...>A Hurricane!"

"Dude...it gets my steriods pumped up...and I can fight any SHARK...even a Tiger!."

2) Football with Pizza Parties and Beer

"Dude, why so much alcohol."

"It gets the party started!!!>Its so provocative."

"I think I have to throw up all this pizza and beer."

"Have fun while you can girl...omg...'we're getting old'.

3) Mobile Trailer Country

"Where the fuck is your trailer."

"I wreck it man."

"I told him that acohol is not the key....or his keys to the trailer."

"Got damn...somebody stole my trailer!."

4) We love Hotdogs and Coke [Not Crack]

"Dude, is that coke or crack?"

"I think i'm on crack dude...call my mom."

"Coke Cola, please put COKe...the actual kind...back in your product. Thanj you -- Sincerely, Karen."

"Hot dog are not key to weight loss, i mean seriously becky...do better."

5) We FK SHitz UP

"OMG Its the American Dream...a fucking shanty."

"I can't believe we're living in a shanty...right in the middle of Vegas."

"The government has placed economic sanctions on my Home."

"Girl...this shanty is getting smaller and smaller."

"This lossed mobile trailer situation is really out of hand..I mean really..how do you live or even think clearly in a shanky..someone call the public health department...or sanitation.