3 Reasons to Question Your Sanity!

Day 4,598, 19:02 • Published in USA USA • by Acidify


1) People are crazy.

"I know a crazy man. He was so crazy, he put his mobile trailer -- his only home -- on auction and lost. His baby mama was mad, his step-dad was mad...his moma was mad. Even his grandma was mad."

"OMG, I think I just lost control of reality....i just lost my trailer in an aunction...paid $00.01." -- Crazyman

"I said pick it up...bitch...pick it up. I told you about shitting in my yard."

"Yeah it smells real...real...good." -- Random Fellow

"Honey ima need sum nicoten if she ever shit in my yard, or on my porch, or on my sofa!"

"On this class room...I see...this whole education process is out of order."...(Teacher)


2) American Citizens love to to be random -- and we fight hard -- and die hard!

"Dude just take my van, and you and your baby sister, who don't like my wa r games -- can go down and live over by the river."

"I don't have American citizenship, and I'm just driving around waiting to be put in a camp...like really..."a camp for dead people"!.

"I think they're drunk officer."..."Son...I am drunk too!" -- Sheriff

"Nice fine thing..'come to be with me with that fat booty on you'!"


3)American's Hate Squash

"You are going to eat! I said eat right this moment."

"I hate squash, but I eat it like it is....Squash"

"I think someone just throwup is in the bowl."

"It's just squashy squashy in my bowl."


Bonus) When we hate taking out the trash!

"Please don't put anything in the trash. The trash gets a day off too."

"The trash is full...but lets act like something is moving in it."

"I think we need to find a solution to the problem about the trash..."..."Just recycle"

"Yeah...ill take out the trash when you start paying me...."but bruh... I think I just saw your trailer pass by."