[RO version inside] 10things you didn't know about the 8years promo

Day 2,922, 03:27 • Published in Romania Serbia • by TheImmortalOne

1) Plato worked tremendously hard to get the servers uptodate. CornelB is the only other person in the entire community that had to work more to keep stuff running.

2) Plato ultimately decided against updating the 'latest news' section before the event ended. He is now considering adding a charge for the ability of getting to read about the updates before they actually end (perhaps even a monthly pack, insiders whisper).

3) The guys that missed on the cheap SSDs, XBOX ONE's or gold bars (uh-hum) are now super-excited getting 10TPs. Shouts such as "It turns out to be a great Black Friday" are heard within the North area of the Bucharest and metro trains.

4) The guys that didn't manage to get TPs took their frustration to public forums; they are now arguing that 'personal development' with gold, levels and damage are irrelevant. Swearing could be heard as, after 8years of a powerful inner-country fights, erepublik players become too selfish and don't care about alliances anymore. Players are extremely shocked.

5) The RWs are being opened faster than the 99RON SSDs got sold in .RO. Again, frustrations arise, as many players are heard yelling that 'the RW started before 10players got to support' and 'i saw how it started with just 2 supporters!!!1'

6) B/c of 100health/6mins regens for this week, Monsson Group is considering reansambling the wind turbines it dismantled earlier this year in Romania. Also, multiple players have cancelled their heating contracts as they can go through this winter without radiators - the heating will be provided by the overclocked CPUs used with the sole purpose of making ASTERIA/LETO/whatnot.

7) Whispers claim a new decoration is in the works. It has the shape of a chicken, it'll only be available for 10players based on a bid. Yes, a bidding system will be set in place. The whispers get into detail, saying the process will start at 10k gold. Trico, F@nis and, strangely enough, zmeuNY already have put the gold away for this task.

😎 During the event, response times to tickets for non-VIP customers will be ten times as fast! Now it'll only take 10days to receive a canned response!!!1

9) Plato considered having the epic battles give 8times the PPs; it was only stopped by CornelB after numerous calculations showing that the total damage will reach plus infinite. Word is Plato is still not convinced, and we might get x9 PP's next year.

10) PM's starting with "give me 40golds, I hit the first and it is my Battle Hero!" are being received seconds into a new battle. Attention, that is NOT A SCAM and the statement is legit, make sense and SHOULD BE ACCEPTED.


Please note i still haven't finished the Junior Journalist mission, so if you read this...leave a comment. A short one, then get back to your frenzy and hit hard. Pick your EPICS wisely 🙂

RO version:
10 lucruri pe care nu le stiai despre aniversarea de 8ani

1) Plato a lucrat asiduu pentru a mentine serverele online. CornelB e singura persoana din joc ce a avut mai mult de tras pentru a mentine lucrurile in functiune.

2) Plato s-a razgandit in ultima clipa in privinta updatarii 'latest news' inainte de incheierea eventului. Acesta considera acum adaugarea unei taxe pentru abilitatea de a citi updateurile inainte ca eventurile sa se termine (poate chiar ca parte a unui nou pack anual, spun soaptele).

3) Cei ce au ratat SSDurile, XBOXurile ONE si lingourile ieftine sunt acum mega-bucurosi la vazul a 10 medalii de TP. Strigate precum 'se pare ca este cel mai tare BF!' se aud in zona de nord a Bucurestiului, precum si la metrou.

4) Cei ce nu au reusit sa puna mana pe TPuri si-au varsat frustrarile pe varii forumuri; acum se contrazic cum ca 'dezvoltarea personala' cu aur, niveluri si damage este irelevanta. Se aud injuraturi cum ca, dupa 8ani de puternice lupte intre tari, jucatorii erepublik au devenit egoisti, nemaipasandu-le de aliante. Jucatorii sunt extrem de socati.

5) Razboaiele de rezistenta se deschid mai repede decat s-au vandut SSDurile de 99RON. Din nou, apar frustrari, multi jucatori fiind auzind tipand cum ca 'RWul a pornit inainte ca 10jucatori sa dea suport!' si 'am vazut eu cum a pornit cu doar 2suporteri !!!!1'

6) Dat fiind regenul de 100health la 6minute, Monsson Group ia in calcul re-asamblarea eolienelor distruse lunile trecute la Targusor. Din nou, multi jucatori s-au debransat de la societatile de termoficare, motivand ca pot duce iarna fara calorifere - caldura oferita de procesoarele overclocate folosite cu unicul scop de a apara ASTERIA/LETO/naibasaipieptene va fi suficienta.

7) Soaptele afirma ca o noua decoratiune e in peisaj. Ea are forma unui pui de gaina si va fi disponibila pentru numai 10 jucatori, pe baza de licitatie. Da, un sistem de licitatie va fi pus in lupta. Soaptele au chiar detalii, spunand ca licitatia va porni de la 10,000 de aur. Trico, F@nis si, in mod ciudat, zmeuNY au pus deja aurul 'la loc bine' in pregatirea licitatiei.

😎 In timp eventului, ticketele vor avea parte de timpi de raspuns de 10ori mai buni! Acum vei avea nevoie de doar 10 zile pentru a primi un raspuns pre-asamblat, fara legatura cu problema ta.

9) Plato s-a gandit sa ofere de 8ori mai multe puncte de prestigiu in timpul eventului; a fost oprit doar de CornelB dupa numeroase calcule in care acesta-i arata cum ca damageul va ajunge la plus infinit. Umbla vorba insa ca Plato n-a fost convins, iar bonusul de 9x PP pt epice ar putea aparea anul viitor.

10) PMuri ce incep cu 'da-mi 40gold, am lovit primu' in batalie si e medalia mea!' sunt acum primite de toti luptatorii, la secunde de la pornirea unei batalii. Atentie, aceasta NU ESTE O SMECHERIE iar afirmatia e valida, are logica si AR TREBUI SA FIE ACCEPTATA.


Considerati va rog ca inca n-am terminat misiunea de 'Jurnalist pitic', asa ca, daca cititi, ati putea lasa si-un comentariu. Unu scurt, apoi inapoi la batalii. Alegeti EPICele pe spranceana.