What the USA has to be grateful for.

Day 1,464, 19:49 • Published in USA USA • by Marcus Oritas

Happy thanksgiving y'all! I thought I'd give you a thanksgiving themed war report. It could be better but here it is.


Now I guess on the whole, we might be losing somewhat in this infinite stalemate. But lately I've had plenty of things to be grateful for.

I'm grateful for a turn in the American theatre! We won in Hawaii and California and should reconquer Mississippi. So we'll be united with Alabama and Florida for the holidays. Yay!

I'm grateful for our allies help, particularly Croatia. Romper and Argrob have been awesome and have helped us like crazy. All our allies kick ass.

I'm grateful for Russia defeating Poland, saving Alaska, and scaring the Poles away from Washington. They sacrificed Latvia for Alaska out of the kindness of their hearts.

I'm grateful for Brazil doing a slightly better job than Spain in their war.

I'm grateful for the resilience of nations like Greece, Norway, Belarus, Ireland, Bosnia, Australia, the Netherlands, Italy, and France. They are really a thorn in ONE's balls.

I'm grateful for Terra's complete and total domination over South America. Even if ONE takes 80% of the world, they still have to deal with some Terra-rists in the Andes.

I ain't fuckin grateful for Turkey deciding to be ONE's bitch instead of helping those of higher moral integrity (who don't shave the carrot on a Quran).
They shaved a carrot on your faces you blind fools, you. Your faces.

I'm grateful for the cooperation of Ukraine, Bulgaria, and Romania, that has made war difficult to declare for Hungary and Turkey.
(You'll be Hungary for Turkey tomorrah!)
Ahh...,that joke's been on my mind for years and years.

I'm grateufl for articles like this http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/secret-logs-from-one-039-s-hq-1909584/1/20
Its the secret logs from ONE's HQ. If you'll read it, you will be grateful.

I'm grateful for Jesus!

I'm grateful for boobs and the women they come on. (I thought good and hard about putting boobs in my article for more votes.) What would Jesus say?



This is the first picture I've uploaded, so it might just show up as a url. If your really that goddamn horny just copy down the url. My Lord, what would Jesus say?!

Happy Thanksgiving!!!