Troll the Troll

Day 1,004, 08:13 • Published in Canada Canada • by Armour144

So a fellow named Martabak Ostin decided it was his duty to troll eCanada with his article, but unfortunately every single one of his attempts was either irrelevant or didn’t really point out anything we should be scared of. Regardless, I am taking it upon myself to rip his pathetic arguments to shreds. Shall we proceed? (everything in bold and all pictures are from his article)


Well you may have won some territories of eUK but consider that to be your last.

Oh, is that so? Well I think you should take some time to talk to your good friends in the UK government about all this “retreat what eCanada attacks” nonsense.


And thanks for activating the MPP's , just remember that it will be used very wisely and against you in the best possible way.

Because those MPP’s have done oh so much for the UK so far.


eFrance , has come out and started attacking eCanadians in eUK.

Bringing France into this doesn’t do too much for you. Their MPP’s against us are weaker than the MPP’s the UK has. Good Luck.

Well eCanada this is the last time you will win any region.

You already told us that. Stop repeating yourself.


Here is what a eCanadian says after being interviewed :


First of all, this holds no relevance to eRepublik at all.
Secondly, we need those bags to prop up Acacia’s balls of steel.


Welcome to eCanada:


I hope I’m not the only one who fails to understand the purpose of this… unless if those people are the new eUK slaves heading down to the syrup mines. Yes. That must be what this picture means.

But this is Real eCanada:


We like to keep our Bro’s warm during the winter. Also, we’re secretly making some Bromance, you just can’t see it.


The Real eCanadian Army:


First of all, you say that is our army when it is obviously our navy. Also, I'm sure we get great fuel mileage with that thing.

OOPS:


Obviously we were being a little too aggressive with our Bro’s during a bromance session. Sorry Bro’s, but we like it rough like that.


The Real Deal:


Why shouldn’t we be more like our fantastic bro’s? Last I heard they were busy killing Russians, and that is something I wholeheartedly approve of.


Yummm:

First of all, that’s the UK he’s licking there. Secondly, if he was licking Canada, he would be thoroughly enjoying our maple syrup.


Oh, look at that, I just shot down every single one of his arguments. Hmmm… I need something to close out this article…


I think the Brolliance should just consume the UK and Russia. All of our problems would be solved that way.


Armour144