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Wow. Thank you. That’s a lot of people, eUK, that’s a lot of people.

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Thank you very much.

Thank you, eUK. I am so glad to be back in the media.

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The country that has a very, very special place in my heart. I love people of the eUK and together we are going to win the Congress elections.

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Now, you know this is where it all began for me. Remember that massive crowd also? So, I said let’s go and have some fun tonight. We’re going to eUK, O.K.?

This will be a little bit different. This won’t be a rally speech, per se. Instead, I’m going to deliver a detailed policy address on one of the greatest challenges facing our country today, TUP.

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I’ve just landed having returned from a very important and special meeting with the president of TUP, a man I like and respect very much. And a man who truly loves his party, TUP.

And, by the way, just like I am a man who loves my party, the UKRP.

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We agree on the importance of ending the boring flow of inactivity, shit CP candidates, no media presence, and god awful banter across our country, and to put the 2 clickers out of business.

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We also discussed the great contributions of TUP-UKRP citizens to our two parties, my love for the people of TUP, and the leadership and friendship between TUP and the UKRP. It was a thoughtful and substantive conversation and it will go on for awhile. And, in the end we’re all going to win. Both parties, we’re all going to win.

This is the first of what I expect will be many, many conversations. And in a Sambo administration we’re going to go about creating a new relationship between our two parties, but it’s going to be a fair relationship. We want fairness.

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But to fix our TUP situation, we must change the leadership in TUP and we must change it quickly. Sadly, sadly there is no other way. The truth is our inactivity problem is worse than anybody ever realized. But the facts aren’t known because the media won’t report on them. The politicians won’t talk about them and the admins spend a lot of money trying to cover them up because they are making an absolute fortune. That’s the way it is.

Today, on a very complicated and very difficult subject, you will get the truth. The fundamental problem with the TUP situation in our country is that it serves the needs of wealthy donors, political activists and powerful, powerful politicians. It’s all you can do. Thank you. Thank you.

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Let me tell you who it does not serve. It does not serve you the eUK people. Doesn’t serve you. When TUP politicians talk about TUP 'reform', they usually mean the following: boring left-wing ideas, maintaining the status quo, inactivity in the media. TUP reform should mean something else entirely. It should mean improvements to our choice of CP candidates and ability to lead better opposition to the government to make life better for eUK citizens.

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Thank you. But if we’re going to make TUP work, then we have to be prepared to talk honestly and without fear about these important and very sensitive issues. For instance, we have to listen to the concerns that working people, our forgotten working people, have over the record pace of inactivity in TUP and it’s impact on their government, media, CP election, congress candidate competency, banter and general fun in the game.

These are valid concerns expressed by decent and patriotic citizens from all backgrounds, all over. We also have to be honest about the fact that not everyone who is a member of TUP will be able to successfully assimilate in an active community. Sometimes it’s just not going to work out. It’s our right, as a sovereign country, to demand TUP pick congress candidates that we think are the likeliest to thrive and flourish and love us.

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AUDIENCE: Sambo! Sambo! Sambo!

Thank you.

This is an incredible movement. The world is talking about it. The world is talking about it and by the way, if you haven’t been looking to what’s been happening in the congress messages over the last three or four days I think you should start looking. You should start looking.

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Together we can save eUK accounts from dying off, TUP congress candidates from adding nothing to government, and the eUKs future as a whole. Together we can save the eUK itself. Join me in this mission, we’re going to make the eUK great again.

Thank you. I love you. God bless you, everybody. God bless you. God bless you, thank you.

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-Sambo-

Prince of Luxembourg - Next in line to the eBelgium throne and Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

Head of eMilitary Intelligence, Section 6 (Mi6)

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