Too Much 2 handle?

Day 1,970, 13:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Ethan William Woodhouse


Welcome back and once again I am Sir Ethan William Woodhouse here with the British Gossiper. AND. THIS. IS. THE NEWSROOM!
Well everyone knows that we are currently fighting a brutal war with e Argentina. We also know that e Ireland stabbed us in the back and now we are currently fighting them as well. They have recently taken control of Scotland and Northern Ireland and the battle to control those 2 territories goes up and down like a roller coaster.
But may this actually too much for the e UK?
You see, we intended to fight one and only one war at a time and that war was supposed to be e Argentina. Now, we're fighting TWO wars, none of which Congress thinks should be ended. I personally think we should get back Scotland and Northern Ireland and end the war shortly after. Then after we do that we focus on e Argentina.
But quick question Congress. WHERE THE HECK ARE OUR ALLIES? Honestly where are they? Where is Spain? Russia? And the rest of them? Are they coming to help us at all? I mean we nosy enough to stick our noses in their wars and sometimes even come to the rescue. Have they ever done the favour? If not, now should be the time!
Anyway, e UK is urging for a small majority to stay and fight for Scotland and Northern Ireland while the rest go to London and fight in the resistance, then we will work our way outward from there. Fight in the resistance here
LONG LIVE BRITANNIA!
Once again I am Sir Ethan William Woodhouse and hopefully the next time I'm doing this war analysis it'll be with good news. Keep fighting and keep living. Have a nice day!