There Are No Girls in This Article and Other Affairs

Day 1,400, 15:57 Published in Canada Canada by Armour144

My ability to deceive people has always been a strength of mine. Not only is there a woman here, but the amount of chest showing is downright scandalous.


Don't worry. That was completely unrelated to the rest of the article. I'll try to keep these scantily clad 17th century females away from your innocent eyes.


We Struck Oil....Almost....Yeah, Just About Got It...

As I speak we are pressing an attack into East Midlands, UK. This is a fantastic opportunity to recapture an oil resource which was so cruelly taken from us in Alaska as we curb-stomped the Brits who decided to defend London. But now is a time to boost our weapons and WRM production once more! And, just for added bonus, a victory here will also cut off London, SEoE and EoE from the new british capital in Scotland. So basically, the UK can say goodbye to both the oil and aluminum resource bonuses if we win there. Won't that just be lovely repayment for making us lose Alaska and Minnesota? I sure think so. Let's make it happen.

But let's not forget our Irish Bros as well. They are currently launching an attack on NEoE. A victory here will knock the british down to a measly 2 resource bonuses. I applaud our Irish brothers.


Congress
The past congressional elections, I managed to get elected in Saskatchewan. Once in congress, myself along with a few others decided to do an activity check so that it can become known who actively posts and participates in congressional affairs on the forums. I will update this later on once this activity check has been performed.

In related news, let's elect an active congress. And who better to elect than your friendly, active Armour144 who just so happens to be running in Saskatchewan? No really, you might as well.


But enough self-promotion. Did you know the world map isn't working today (or at least not for me as well as a few fellows on irc)? Congrats admins. Unfortunately I'm too afraid to say anything else, as it might be considered flaming. I also feel like having a negative attitude towards the rules that prevent me from having a negative attitude towards just about anything stops me from saying anything about me not saying anything.

Ah, over 3 years the admins really haven't changed one bit. It almost brings a tear of pain and anger to my eye.

Edit: It turns out the map now works. Fantastic.

Armour144