The Legend of Paul!
Paul Proteus
Whoo, old games are really pixelated
Hey, this is my farewell from Presidency article, as my good friend Jimakos-Thess will be president (though it was a close race), but I first just want to say thank you, for giving me the opportunity to be your president, I believe I did a good job, and I hope Jimakos-Thess will capitalize on that. Anyway, I would like also to think my Ministers who deserve so much of the credit but will get none,
anyway, I don't quite know how to say how much fun my last bunch have months have been, so instead I will tell a story,
The Legend of Paul!
Erm, I said Paul, NOT Zelda
ANyway, a young boy with strange elfish features was born into the farmlands of Switzerland,
He lived a happy life, conversing with his http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2222755'>bestest friend, and his village http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2208802'>lunatic quite frequently,
He grew happily, but all was not well on the horizon,
It's Arschmann! o.O
The Shaolin Mongrels attacked, pillaging Switzerland, declaring themselves king, and ruining the economy!
Now it was Paul's time to shine,
Link defeated countless dungeons and Shaolin bosses
and finally got the Master Sword, capable of crushing through almost invincible Shaolin bots!
after years of misery Paul rose up, and really cooly infiltrated the new Shaolin Fortress
In hindsight, I should have used the door
Where he slaughtered many Shaolin mutated bots!
Brainslugz affect dogs too!
Then he made himself President, and Hyru....Switzerland was once again at peace,
Not only was Paul bored, but the blue shirt isn't as bitchin' as the green
of course, Paul got bored of peace, as he had no chance to swing around his cool broad sword, or stab at baddies
So, Paul did not run in the primaries, and he let the Greek PTO take it's course
Good luck Jimakos, keep Switzerland cool!
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Also,
Hail Renouille
-Hugs and Kisses,
Paul
Comments
pole... first!!
propaganda ._.
Thank you very much...
I promise to make this country truly lovable 🙂
Don't forget, he rescued the awesome princess Eleriel
"Don't forget, he rescued the awesome princess Eleriel"
x2
voted.
thank you for all your efforts Paul
if i had known you were an elf i might not have joined your party.
great story paul...
lolwut
xaxa voted paul🙂
well done for your election jimmakos!!!!
Admins😒top this PTO nonsense!!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admins-stop-this-pto-nonsense-1-1509365/1/20
Hello I am new of the game, can anyone help me?
If you have any questions, you can ask me 🙂
There is no single word of truth. lie and pizdezh and provocation.
voted Paul!
Endlich ist die inkompetenz aus der Regierung verschwunden, oder doch nicht? Nein, wir haben bedauerlicherweise einen neuen und warscheinlich noch unfähigeren EDEN Präsident. Zum glück vernichten diese EDEN Soldaten nur die gestohlene SNB Bank :>
Hi Paul!
Zaugg if you need help speak to me or to Paul
Cliffor😛
Pay your debt before speaking about stolen bank. KTHXBYE