The Canadian Military and Funding

Day 1,746, 17:26 Published in Canada Canada by Shoi12

Alright, so some two-bit player told me about his half-baked idea and asked me write an article for him. Even though it's a really bad idea, I decided to humor him and make his day. Ugh, wasting my time...

But in all seriousness, my friend weezo1 asked me to write an article on his behalf. We had planned on originally posting it in his newspaper, but due to the fact that he doesn't currently have Canadian citizenship and just because my newspaper will (hopefully?) get more publicity, we're posting it here instead!

Now, a few days ago another good friend Vrykolaus posted a similar-themed article about military funding, and in response we've come up with this!


Now, Canada has been going through difficult times. Our battles against our enemies have proven that much. But it isn't so much the fact that we're weaker than our enemies. It's the fact that we're not organized.



We waste a lot of our hits for nations that don't need them, because the wall is too high one way or the other. Money is given to military units that don't work at full capacity and efficiently or have many players that don't fight. As a smaller nation than some of the superpowers near us, we need to use our limited funding and hits wisely. Which is why I'm proposing an overhaul to the way we fund our troops.



We would have two branches to our military, the Canadian National Military and the independent MUs. The national military fights for the priority battle, and little else. We work as a collective unit to support our allies most in need and defeat the most sinister of enemies. We can't waste our limited damage on battles that aren't important and allies that are doing fine on their own. The priority battle will always be in eCanada's best interest. That way, players are encouraged to give their all to fight the fights we need to fight.

And in return for good service, we spend our taxes to support the military. Good, consistent supplies are always given to the men and women that fight for the nation. This will give even more incentive to join the military. You fight to serve your nation, and get top-notch funding and goodies. Maybe even a bouncy house!



Alright, you may say. But I want to run my own MU! Other variants of this include 'yo g i want mai own crib', 'pfft the military is so mainstream', and 'durr im drunk so i cans be in charge'. But it's a valid point. How will the independent MUs be handled?

Independent MUs can ask for funds to help build infrastructure. An MU short on cash can ask for some pocket money to get on its feet. But for the most part, independent MUs will be just that: independent. They won't receive the level of funding that the Canadian military receives. In fact, the ultimate goal is that they won't need any funding at all. Independent MUs will be for small groups of wealthy players that want to make an impact in lesser battles and can afford more weapons then provided by the military. They will have a great deal of flexibility, and can pretty much be our mercenaries. For those that can survive on their own and want that sort of freedom, an independent MU is a great idea.



No matter your fighting power, I think it's clear that our current system isn't optimal. The combined power of a national military and privately owned MUs can make Canada a formidable fighting force in the coming days. Whether you're an army man or a merc, we must strive to improve our nation's organization, for today and for the future.



Until next time, take care!


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