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Swine flu outbreak confirmed (eUK)

Day 603, 01:23 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Jim Timber

A further kick in the nuts was duly received by the citizens of eUK today as Jesus announced swine flu has been confirmed in 4 regions.

Cries of foul play have arisen with suggestions that the outbreak could be due to biological warfare from a foreign land. No clear links have been made between any country and such dirty tactics, but some local residents have been openly pointing the finger.

Health experts have reminded us, feed a cold, starve the flu, never lick pigs. So, looks like we're gonna be hungary...

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Max Blue Day 603, 03:00

'It's those dirty $$$$ing Hungarians.'

aren't these the same Hungarians that are our greatest allies at the moment?

Jim Timber Day 603, 03:32

@UK Whiniest - dunno, ask the pig. He said it ffs.

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