Stari istrošeni motor

Day 2,472, 15:33 Published in Serbia USA by Serdjo

Brak između 80 godišnjeg starca i 20 godišnje žene bio je predmet priča u gradu.
Posle jedne godine braka, par je otišao u bolnicu na rođenje prvog njihovog deteta. Prisutna sestra je izašla iz sobe za porađanje da čestita starom gospodinu i rekla: „Ovo je neverovatno. Kako vi to izvodite u svojim godinama?” Starac se iscerio i rekao: „Morate da držite stari motor u radu.”
Sledeće godine, par se vratio u bolnicu na rođenje svog drugog deteta. Ista sestra je bila prisutna porođaju i opet je izašla da čestita starom gospodinu. Ona je rekla: „Gospodine, vi ste nešto posebno. Kako to uspevate?” Starac se iscerio i rekao: „Morate da držite stari motor u radu.”
Godinu dana kasnije, par se vratio u bolnicu na rođenje svog trećeg deteta. Ista sestra je bila tamo i za ovo rođenje, i posle porođaja ona je ponovo došla do starog gospodina, smešila se i rekla: „Pa, vi ste sigurno nešto posebno! Kako vi to radite?” Starac je odgovorio: „To je kao što sam vam pre rekao, morate da držite stari motor u radu.”
Sestra, i dalje se smešeći, potapšala ga je po ramenu i rekla: „Pa pretpostavljam da je vreme za promenu ulja. Ovo je crno!



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and english version, it's original anyway

The Old Worn Out Motor
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and sai😛 “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?” The old man grinned and sai😛 “You got to keep the old motor running.” The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She sai😛 “Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?” The old man grinned and sai😛 “You gotta keep the old motor running.” A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and sai😛 “Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?” The old man replie😛 “It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.” The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and sai😛 “Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black!”