Speeches of dictatorship..

Day 1,496, 08:09 • Published in Canada Australia • by Septimius Maximinus

I have managed to get some speeches hidden in rolo's aggenda, so if he wins presidency these will be his first few speaches.

People of Canada. It is I, your revered leader: Rolo.
I am a just and loving leader, and therefore I have decided to postpone tomorrow's hanging, to honor the memory of my Hitler. Instead we will have floggings. The hangings will continue as usual, the day after tomorrow.

People of Canada. It is I, your beloved leader: Rolo.
It has been decided that all citizens in contact with foreign elements and the business of import/export will be interrogated, in the interest of the safety of the nation. Those who are found guilty of allowing immoral and decadent foreign influence into canada, will be...sternly reprimanded. Love and peace be upon you all.

"People of Canada. It is I, your revered leader, the wonderful and most beautiful: Rolo.
It has been decided that the whole of next week will mark the beginning of our latest national holiday: Rolo President Week. All who refuse to celebrate, will be flogged. Love and peace be upon you all."

"My people! It is me, yes me, Rolo.
I just wanted you all to know that I am with you at all times. You are like my children and I am like your father. My soldiers protect you and my many great ideas inspire you. Indeed I am one of the best people in the world, if not the best. And you are happy to have me as your leader. Happy indeed.

"Listen most carefully, people of Canada. It is I, your glorious and humble leader, Rolo.
The law states that the duty of all leaders, is to bask in the praise of his people. So today I will be basking all day. Please, keep the praise coming."

"Attention people of Canada. It is I, your glorious and humble leader, President Rolo.
Remember! The work you do reflects your love for your country and President.
(threatening voice) So work harder and love me more."

"Hear this! It is I, your glorious and humble leader, President Rolo.
Canada is being threathened by so many dangers. But only I can protect you in this hour of need.
And for that, I need money. (annoyed voice) So stop complaining about taxes. (loving voice) My beloved people."

"People of Canada. It is I, your glorious and humble leader, President Rolo.
Today is 'Give Song To Your Leader' day. So make your President full of joy by singing his greatness while you work."

"Attention people of Canada. It is I, President Rolo. Your glorious and most humble leader!
Remember, the happier you are, the better I feel. And the better I feel, the happier you will be.
So...(threatening voice) be happy!"

"Hello to you, people of Canada. It is I, your glorious and humble leader.
I am proud to announce that the latest in a series of national monuments will be erected in our capitol.
Your sweat and labor made this possible, citizen. Be proud!"

"Rejoice, people of Canada. Your glorious and humble leader, President Rolo, speaks to you.
There is great news! *takes long breath* I have tried and executed 30 criminals personally in less than one hour.
How great and good our country is to have such a justice system."