Some Humour in honour of Rolo, Our Glorious Leader

Day 1,407, 11:38 • Published in Canada Canada • by J.Canuck


In honour of Our Glorious Leader, Rolo, who has among his innumerable most superior qualities the most excellent sense of humour in the land, the Norsefire Party presents Glorious Jokes by Rolo.

Instructions for your enthusiastic reponse will be provided [in brackets] and is compulsory. Morale officers will be monitoring your response for appropriate levels of heart-felt appreciation, applause and laughter!



Glorious Joke #1:

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris is locked in Kongress, let wise Rolo in so he may express his great wisdom and lead this country to greatness!

[Applause NOW!]

[Now STOP!]

Glorious Joke #2:

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

OLloyd

OLloyd who?

OLloyd the weak-minded, lazy fool who blames all the country's problems on boogeyman Rolo even though door is locked to him in Kongress.

[Applause and loud cheering NOW!]

[Now STOP and pay attention for last glorious joke!]

Glorious Joke #3;

Knock, knock

Who's there?

ENOUGH QUESTIONS! From now on only Rolo will ask all the questions! When door in Kongress becomes unlocked Rolo will ask questions and get the answers. ENOUGH JOKES!

[Applause, cries of adoration and people will now begin spontaneous celebration and parade in honour of Great Rolo!]



(HT to Shurgu and his article with the Knock-knock jokes)