Smells like imperialism – ePoland in eSlovakia
Tomi_ur
Dear citizens of ePoland,
as we all know, on the 12th of November, 2009, the great and glorious army of ePoland defeated the weak and and miserable troops of eHungary in the ePoland-eHungary war, and conquered Central Slovakia by its own ingeniousity. Now ePoland, hero of justice and defender of the oppressed can tell that she is the only EDEN memberstate with a foreign territory and what is more, an original region of eSlovakia, a so-called „neutral” country, friend of ePoland. Other regions of eSlovakia are under the control of eHungary, incarnation of the Evil and Imperialism.
Fortunately, poor eSlovaks can be free again, a resistance war started in Central Slovakia. Now you have the chance to give back freedom to them by liberating a region of their country and in this way you won’t be such opressors as eHungarians.
Wait a minute... Oh, no! All ePolish are fighting for defenders! What will poor eSlovaks do if not only their enemies but also their friends fight against them? Hmmm... I’m afraid you have tasted the flavour of Power, the flavour of so-called Imperialism. What do you think about it? It seems you like it very much. No worries. I can tell you, if you ever tasted it, you will be always longing for it.
After you have come through the first ordeal, it is high time to make something monumental. You should step over your fears and create your own history, a greater history than you have up to now in eRepublik. In the 16th century, Poland was one of the greatest and strongest country of the Old World. ERepublik is a place where you can restore it. You may ask: why? Then I shall ask: why not? The future of ePoland is in your hands.
As for imperialism, of course, I was just kidding. In a strategy game, based on war, no one can blame you for attacking a country. Who wants to be bored to death? You only have to play fairly. Have fun and respect your opponents.
Dear friends, welcome to the Club of „Imperalists”!
Kind regards,
Tomi_ur
Citizen of eHungary
Comments
Hah, we all know why do you want Slovakia back on the map... You are angry because of our constant blocking.
Vote 🙂
Hehe hehe
Free and independent Slovakia!
Voľný Slovensko!
FREE SLOVAKIA!
Voted! Good arguments, let us make war!
OMG you almost beat Zoli at making PROPAGANDA.
Zajął wolność dla Słowacji przez Węgry i Polskę!
smells like propaganda
Translator pro!
czemu wy się nim przejmujecie i piszecie komentarze po angielsku?
I see banned avatars around, should we report them?
Bad, Imperialist Poles!
Yes, We are agressors xD
Nice sense of humor 😉
Hahahahha ! PEACE PROPAGANDA FAIL ;d
Yea free eSlovakia ! eHungary lets go back to home and free Western Slovakia, Eastern Slovakia and Bratislava
Give back Bratislava, Western-Slovakia and Eastern-Slovakia, then we will free Central-Slovakia.
If not - we will conquer Bratislava, Western-Slovakia and Eastern-Slovakia and then liberate them 🙂
Until that happens, stop your cheap propaganda 🙂
There is logical explanation why we need this region: without it we can't attack Western Slovakia. If you can't undestand logical reason, that's your problem.
Finally I can say this ...
PEACE PROPAGANDA 🙂
smells like troll :<
"😉ear friends, welcome to the Club of „Imperalists”!"
Ja już jestem Imperialistą, a ty 😁?
Oh and we don't want PEACE members to get "Resistance Hero" reward
"Zajął wolność dla Słowacji przez Węgry i Polskę!"
L O L 😃
google makes awful translations 😉
i wonder: why people form slovakia don't want their region now?
why You, huns, don't want to turn them their regions?
Pocuvaj kamo "eMadar",
ked uz chces trepat tak nech nam okamzite Tvoje eMadarsko vrati ostatne regiony, OK? Jedini imerialisti a pokrytci ste v tejto hre prave VY. A nenadavajte na Polsko ze sa bojovalo za zelenou v RW ktore urobil Vas agent. Klasicke pokrytectvo ake nam tu ukazujete od zacatku. A FAIL PR. Ako vzdy. Klamete, podvadzate etc.
P.S. A najdi si dajakeho Felvideka nech Ti to prelozi, lebo ja Tu Vasu rec nepoznam 😛
Większość Polaków wiedziała o tym artykule od wczoraj 😛
Dear Polish oppressors, a very ugly thing, what you do. 😃 😃
haha śmiszne doprawdy argumenty podaje ten człeczek
@rodric: you are doing 3x ugliest thing. Give us back Bratislava, Eastern and Western ok? 😛
Hahahahaha we knew u'll write this article 😁. We are bad evil Poles xD.
Slovaks know what is going on...just somebody want earn RW medial... we now that our polish friend and maybe other will liberate us.
So no Slovak have problem with this unsuccessful RW.
BTW I am Slovak 🙂
take prasce co tu prudia mozme akurat tak nakopat do riti 😃
Ludzie ja jednego nie rozumie. Po co Wy przy każdej okazji piszecie tak negatywnie o Węgrach? To jest tylko gra, zajęli Słowacje to ją odbijmy i już, bez takich poniżań innych.
Pozdrawiam 🙂
PEACE --- Armmhhhh Former PEACE propaganda!
Poland will not give back Slovakia until Hungary give back another Slovakia territories.
If now we back Slovakia region then Huns will atttack it and they fail battle.
We try to get back all Slovakia's territories and give it back when Huns will fail war with Poland.
Makes about as much sense as liberating Slovakia from themselves.
Odkryli nasz sekret! Lata planowania i przygotowań przepadły... 😮P
PEACE PROPAGANDA! Prove we're indeed bad imperialist and free Slovakia!
t0m3ek: Making a comparison between Zoli and me is the greatest honour for me 🙂
o tak, witamy w naszym klubie 😛
btw, "nice citizenship you have". I remember some strange "Belgian" citizens trying to get Slovakian citizenship 🙂
Poland is outta control, ftw!
So what
"Polisch imperialism - It is GOOD and it is RIGHT"
Tomi_ur
Location
Hungary Hungary, Heilongjiang
Propaganda!
trool, idiots....
Hungary fail
cheap hungarian propaganda 🙂
One kebab please
Stfu madziarskie piczki 😃
Fajnie komentować trollowy artykuł
Tomi_Ur - Why don't you start resistance war in Bratislava for example? And none of evil and maaad poles will interrupt your giving freedom to eSlovakia 🙂
Kaethax: I am afraid of being a resistance hero, I am opressed in political aspect 😛
yep, peace philipine player started a Rw - now they're saying - Poland is bad with central slovakia - so what we must say about their territories :>?
eSlovakia will be free when all their territories will be free from Kebab's 🙂
Free your part of Slovakia. Then we talk.
HAHAHAHAH! Yeah! Poland is soooo bad 😃
It is one big lay...
Peace propaganda
Slovakia will by free soon