Situation in Great Britain part3
Day 3,825, 09:28
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by Jack Jockson
Geopolitical situation in Great Britain
part 3
Here is Jockson's newspaper with the freshest news.
Citizens of eUK, listen to this. What we have here is Thailand. Thai paratroopers landed right in the middle of Great British isles. Our newspaper men have found out that this new invaders are after our FISH. Thailand is after improving their economy, so they came to grab our fish.
Meanwhile UK president is calculating war profit.
Picture shows tiny amount of profit. The tiny amount that amounts to almost nothing.
UK now has two training wars for medals. There will be new gold coming into economy, gold from medals. We have successfully doubled the tiny amount of profit, which is now double the times of almost nothing, which amounts to almost something.
Great job.
Now UK has to be careful about grain. (Since we have plenty of fish.)
part 3
Here is Jockson's newspaper with the freshest news.
Citizens of eUK, listen to this. What we have here is Thailand. Thai paratroopers landed right in the middle of Great British isles. Our newspaper men have found out that this new invaders are after our FISH. Thailand is after improving their economy, so they came to grab our fish.
Meanwhile UK president is calculating war profit.
Picture shows tiny amount of profit. The tiny amount that amounts to almost nothing.
UK now has two training wars for medals. There will be new gold coming into economy, gold from medals. We have successfully doubled the tiny amount of profit, which is now double the times of almost nothing, which amounts to almost something.
Great job.
Now UK has to be careful about grain. (Since we have plenty of fish.)
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Fish & Chips!
It's Friday, Sir!
Landing in THE only land-locked region of eUK for fish... Still we all know what you get when fish and grain are involve😛 https://bit.ly/2IwRGWJ
'Thai paratroopers landed right in the middle of the Great British Isles' and they're after fish, I believe I may have spotted a flaw in their plan 🔎
Horice 🐟