Serbia's Demise
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by Shoi12
Ask Albania. Ask Greece. Ask Turkey. Ask Bosnia and Herzegovina. Ask Croatia. Ask Romania. What do they think of Serbia? The answers I'd get are too graphic to be written here (trying to keep things kid-friendly), but they'd all have the same idea: we don't like Serbia. Therefore, we'll try as hard as possible to knock Serbia down a peg. And we can't sit around and drink tea and chew slowly on crumpets and have polite conversation with them. No, we need action. As in war.
The only problem with beating Serbia is that they're strong. Really strong. Like, top 5 in the world type of strong. So what can we do with our weak countries? We gang up on them! We can't beat Serbia in a 1vONE fight, so we have to overload them with many fronts.
"But if we open fronts, won't we scatter our forces?" Some of you might be think this, and yes, it's a legitimate concern. But consider this; Serbia already has a NE. So if countries NE them, they automatically get the initiative, lest Serbia wants to waste gold. (Yeah, I used the word 'lest') So we get the first move. We can overwhelm them with fronts to attack, and they can't defend them all. If they defend one province, we just use our influence somewhere else. If they spread their defense, we can overwhelm them in one province and take the hit elsewhere. Failing an attack only gives them initiative and nothing else.
Let's assume we're attacking Serbia in three spots, A, B, and C. If they only defend A, we attack and win B and C. If they defend A, B, and C equally, we only attack A. Even if they gain the initiative for one or two fronts, all we need to do is not attack until they lose their counterattack. By opening tons of fronts, we can overwhelm them with sheer numbers and options.
So, what should we do? First, we must hold onto China's lands. They're powerful on their own, and can deal big damage while we fight on other fronts. Plus, Chinese Italy's pretty funny 😎
We also need Bosnia and Herzegovina to declare war on Serbia. While they alone would lose, with so many other fronts through wars and RWs, they could do their part in slowly eating up Serbia. Italy and Albania are exempt for now, as they have borders with stronger countries, but B&H needs to start a front. Check it out:
Chinese Front
Croatian Front
Croatian Revolt
Bosnian Front
Bosnian Revolt
If we get B&H to declare war, we'd have 5 FRONTS. They can barely push us back with just 4. With the extra front, we could start convincing other countries like Romania to take a piece of the pie. We could wipe Serbia within weeks. So please, Bosnia and Herzegovina. Consider the chance to beat up your evil master.
And what if they revolt after we beat them up? If we manage to wipe them, then that means that all of our countries in the region are already stronger than they are now. Besides, with many countries there, we could split up Serbia and force them to revolt in separate provinces with less effect. Basically, we beat them with numbers.
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R, gang up on Serbia and beat them up for lunch money. Until next time, take care!
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Serbia isn't "like top 5 strong", its number ONE with a bullet strong. Ever think that maybe the reason Serbia is so strong is because punks like China and Croatia are constantly trying to keep it down? So yes, please gangbang Serbia and welcome yet another Serbian babyboom. Good luck.
Having more fronts is useless if TEDEN can't time the attacks and keep the initiave. Is not European users who are going to beat Serbia. You need USA, Brazil, Canada, Argentina and China to hit for TEDEN at the right time no matter who leads the front. Best example is Portugal in the last two weeks, their users barely hit Spain. USA and Brazil users were making most of the damage while Europe was sleeping.
And what better way for the Americas to win than to have another front? The point is not that B&H is gonna slaughter Serbs for drill, but that B&H can open another front for the Americans, Canadians, Brazilians, and Chinese to attack. Considering that the Americas are in the same time zone and China and Taiwan are in their time zone, we naturally have a time zone alignment, and the Europeans can help hold off the Serbs for a bit while we're asleep. Having fronts helps, no matter whose fronts.
This is easier said than done. You can't just open up fronts here and there; there are many factors to winning a war than just the number of fronts. Croatia, BiH, and Italy are struggling to regain their land from Serbia. Romania is at war with Hungary and China has to maintain its resources. There is no way each of these countries can attack Serbia and deal with their individual problems at the same time.
We don't need to put in any extra damage. All we have to do is open a new front, and they'll be forced to scatter their damage, while we can use that front as a decoy while we pound them on every other front.
This plan works. Hell, eCanada did this same plan to Poland earlier in the year.
For those who don't remember, eCanada kicked Polands ass all the way across the Atlantic. We did this with time zone's and many other fronts being active against Poland.