Rylde for CP do something Crazy!!!

Day 3,423, 16:58 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


Well the super friends have been leading the country for a good 6 months now and as was planned was super boring. I think they have been slapping each other on the back passing around the CP chair for long enough.

If elected CP I plan on firing the whole lot of them from every govt position and going to war blowing all the fake money they have accumulated for the country. we don't need any negative nancy's saying we can't do this or can't do that. Into the unemployment line with all of them.

I promise to make a cabinet of straight jerks to guarantee us a real war.

We could go really off the board and invade some guys who are even more sadsack than us these days and invade. Nothing like blowing a wad of cash trying.Life is to short and its time to do something crazy besides a lame cooked up TW with USA which will probably cost us money.

If war cannot be found and i'm sure my foreign affairs skills can find us one it shouldn't be hard to find a small country on the other side of the world for us to have a permamnent TW war so we win fights during the day and they RW during the night.

So in short lets fire the super friends from govt and give me the keys to go to war. Even better is they will all hate the idea and even more still with me in power.
So for the Lulz and entertainment value lets vote me in for a month of shaving against the grain.



With a solid line up of CP candidates if anything it will be one of the more entertaining elections in some time.