Round 1 Death Match Results

Day 1,124, 20:06 Published in Canada Canada by Rylde


The judges results are in. There were some upsets and surprises and some not so surprises like Cham picking Charmander to win. Bias much.

Eastern Conference

Red Division

Magog vs John S-117

Winner

Magog scored a 2-1 victory over his opponent John S-117

Ever see a nub pick up an X-box controller to take on a Halo vet. Thats about what happened here as John neglected to power up his weapons and click clcik was the only sound he heard before getting some head removal.

Spiderman vs Riddler

Winner

Spiderman cruised to an easy 3-0 win over an inferior opponent. What does a little webbing and an enemy with little to no powers result in. Suffocation. Nuff said.

Hulk vs Rylde

Winner

Rylde came out swinging and throwing empty beer bottles in a drunken stuper. After he realized he was attacking a dumpster. Hulk smashed.
3-0

Predator vs Charmander

Winner

Predator ran up and gutted Charmander but not before blowing flame in the predators face in a parting gesture.
2-1

Black Division

Swiper vs Sylar

Winner

Who couldn't kill this inept South american fox.
3-0

Rogue vs Terminator

Winner

Rogue fought with everything she had but in the end Metallics and guns were key in an open battlefield.
2-1

Venom vs White Ranger

Winner

Your heart is in my belly white ranger.
2-1

Magneto vs Pieman

Winner

Bad battlefield for this obese pie thrower as magneto exited the plane then crashed it. No survivors.
3-0

Western Conference

Purple Division

Wolverine vs Punisher

Winner

Punisher emptied the magazines of his guns into Wolverine but was easily sliced after some good old fashioned wolverine regeneration.
3-0

Deadpool vs Electra

Winner

Epic battle ended hours into the melee with a sai through Deadpools eye. This battle coulda went either way.
3-0

James Bond vs Gold Dust

Winner
[img]James Bond in a casino. Not to many villains were going to walk out of there alive after picking a fight. 3-0 2 Face vs Gambit Winner[/img]
2 Face caught a card. Its to bad it cost him a hand and eventually his life.
2-1

Blue Division

Hollywood Hogan vs Marv

Winner

Was a royal rumble but in the end Marv was just the more cut throat.
2-1

Joker vs GAH

Winner
[img]2-1 victory over an old outdated forgotten hero that didn't realize how psycotic his foe actually was. Dr.Doom vs Batman Winner[/img]
Top DC hero vs a top Marvel villain. Foolish DC into the grave with you.
2-1

Lara Croft vs Penguin

Winner

What happens when you give a beatiful chick with huge knockers 2 pistols. Penguin gets put on the menu.
2-1

Well those are the total results. hero's are leading after round 1 with a score of 9-7. With 7 villains still kicking they can still make a comeback and with top dogs like Magneto, Predator, Dr.Doom and venom in it evil has this all but wrapped up.



Eastern Conference

Red Division

Magog vs. Spiderman

Hulk vs. Predator


Black Division

Eliminated vs. Terminator

Venom vs. Magneto

Western Conference


Purple Division

Wolverine vs. Electra

James Bond vs. Gambit


Blue Division

Marv vs. Joker

Dr.Doom vs. Lara Croft

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