Revolt of the buttons!

Day 2,127, 05:39 • Published in Slovenia Croatia • by Slovenski Lincon



Recently, something strange happend in eRepublik...

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The next day...



It turns out, they both work for Facebook now - in a game called Farmville.

The Eat Food button found his peace between a hoe and some kind of a crate button. He admits, he feels a little bit out of place, but is doing increasingly better and already receiving his first clicks as you are reading this article.


As for the FIGHT button, he now works as GET SQUIRREL FENCES button. Although it is huge step down in his career, he is happy now, working in a stress-free environment and meeting far more women than he used to while working at eRebublik.



Further down the line it seems that, encouraged by the act of his colleagues, the Buy Now button apparently saw the opportunity, stole a substantial amount of money from admins and attempted to make a run for it as well...


...but was unfortunately discovered in the process of doing so.