Real Life Takes part in eRepublik War

Day 1,960, 11:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Ethan William Woodhouse

This just in! With only 3 hours left and what looks like a unanimous vote yes, e Argentina is threatening the e UK with an airstrike. I am Sir Ethan William Woodhouse here with the latest story. And. This. Is. The Newsroom.
As tensions in the real world increase over who has the right over the Falkland Islands- which obviously is us Brits, I mean come on the Falkland Islanders said so themselves that they are British- e Argentina has decided to take those tensions into the online world and start a war. I guess this is what they meant by a real life game experience. XD See for yourself
Anyway, back to business. Although the Falkland islands had voted saying that they want to remain strictly British, Argentinians are saying that the vote was not approved by the Argentinian government and therefore invalid. Which brings us to this question: Can we get e Argentina to recognize that the Falkland Islands are British overseas territories without going to war?
The answer to that question may infact be a no as we can see with the airstrike preparations from e Argentina. Now with the vote looking toward a yes this brings us to my next question: Where does the e UK stand on this? Will they retaliate? Or will they just let it go away like it was a late April Fool's Day prank? Was it? Well we may never know until it actually happens. But didn't we accept to be in a protection pact with the e Argentinians just last month or the month before?
Well with either outcome the e UK takes this as no joke. Battle preparations have been made making it clear that the e UK means war. Also they have concluded that the e Argentinians will be attacking us this evening taking advantage of their time zones. This is to say that any e UK citizen or ally in that time zone to please hold down the fort until the rest of us in BST can come on to fight.
Also, even though they have an advantage in their time zone we have every other advantage- small in numbers or not. Remember folks, this is a overseas war and Britannia rules the waves!
Also, can either country afford war right now? e UK may be heading towards a recession and e Argentina owes a lot, and I mean a lot, of pounds in debts. They owe over £45m to us in funds for the invasion of the Falklands- which again proves they were ours since they invaded- Once again see for yourself. But don't worry everyone knows we will win this war even though we're small.
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Have a nice day folks and I will make sure to have the number one coverage on the war efforts. Once again I'm Sir Ethan William Woodhouse with the British Gossiper and this was The Newsroom. Stay tuned for more coverage and more segments and subscribe. And for now I must say ta ta.