Q1 Weapons for Newspaper Subscriptions

Day 689, 14:26 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Max McFarland 2
***NOTE: 1439 MST, Saturday, November 14th.***
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Citizens,

To quote my advertisement:
1. Title: "Q1 Weapons for Newspaper Subscriptions"
2. Body: "Vote/Subscribe. Comment with your subscription number. I'll check the article each night, and send a Q1 Weapon to each subscriber. Simple. Easy. Free."

Here is how this works:

1. Subscribe this newspaper and vote this article.
2. Comment with your subscription number.
3. At my daily article check, I send you a Q1 weapon.

Caveat - I have no desire to arm the enemies of my nation.
To get a weapon, you must meet any one of the following criteria.
---a. Possess eUSA citizenship or residence.
---b. Possess allied nation citizenship or residence.
---c. (exception) Pride. Power. ________.
---d. (exception) Possess eChina citizenship or residence.

My inspiration for this blatant, shameless, and needlessly expensive self-promotion was the ad created by ashkan_hg. I ask you to help me copy his idea to earn a few Media Mogul Medals. I want four of them. 🙂

V/r,
Max

P.S. Edits Section: (last update @ 2144 PST, Monday, October 12th)

1. Please shout: Q1 Weapons for Newspaper Subscriptions: http://tinyurl.com/yg922tl
2. If you are already a subscriber, I will send you a weapon anyway. Just comment.
3. Check the section in bold above to see my progress. Send me a message if I miss you.
4. If you are an eUSA citizen in any eUSA region other than California or Florida, send me a message requesting a moving ticket, and I will send you one. Get your ass to a fortress state. 🙂
5. Thank you everyone, MMM #2 accomplished. Let's see if we can hit #3 and #4.
6. Only one Q1 Weapon per citizen or organization subscription.

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