Primae Noctis offering

Day 3,218, 00:45 Published in Cyprus Cyprus by pipo lolo

Hello dear Cypriots,

Yesterday, the great leader of European Socialism - a true visioneer of economic growth, world peace and equality - Alexis, offered his vassals an inspiring speech of the greatness yet to come to Gris, Europe, our World and the Universe.



I am so touched by his words, his stance in life and his paradigm that i denounce my Communist roots and become an opportunist.

As Alexis many times proved, opportunists are clean, wear descent clothes, are really cute like kittens and most importantly, get to have intercourse with rightwing girls.

So to celebrate my rebirth in this life, i offer Primae Noctis in my new life to the first commenter that will state correctly the level of Pikachu in episode 31 of our beloved series.

Thank you, DAP girls follow.