Pfeiffer for President - Saddle Up

Day 3,235, 06:44 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.

This announcement is brought to you by the Pfeiffer for President Campaign

I've been here all month, hoping that this would be a month where I was proven wrong. We've seen a continued dedication to one thing, apathy.

Easy to win wars which serve no purpose beyond taking regions we are apparently not committed to holding. Zero progress by official persons in working to better the USAF (why did it take someone in neither the executive nor USAF leadership to poll the unit?). We saw two not horrible articles from the President this month, which I think is technically a 100% improvement over his last term, so that's good (I'm not counting the third as it was 90% google searched pictures).

If for some reason I had to give a dwarven name to things, it would probably be Sleepy. Maybe Dopey, but I think Sleepy works better.


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You guys read my articles last month, you know my plan is to streamline and make things more efficient.

That hasn't changed.

If you want to be part of the team, comment below and/or respond to the message you very likely received from me this morning and we can have a discussion about where you would fit best. That isn't a guarantee of anything, but it also isn't a blind sign up sheet and generic response message. Let's talk about what you want and how I may or may not be able to facilitate that.

Our community is the perfect size for everyone to know everyone, so let's talk.


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There will be more cabinet info and specific planning in my next article (probably Friday), but I wanted to publish this morning to let you all know my intentions and to announce that I'll be doing a stream tonight to talk with you guys about the state of the game and to get your input on the campaign and the coming month.

And yes, fingerguns is going to be Vice President. She's been woefully underutilized this month, and I intend to put her to work. I've got a whip around here somewhere, just in case.


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With that, I once again ask for your support in both your party primaries (should you have them), and on the fifth.

As said, I will be hosting a special edition of The Pfeiffer Show tonight at 1800 eRep time, all about the election. We'll make plans, discuss our hidden desires, and field questions posed by the community (in the comments here and in the live chat on beam).

The show will be broadcast on beam, so I can randomly surf around eRep while talking with America. Register on beam and click that follow button so you are alerted when the show goes live. I will be giving out prizes to random viewers throughout every show, and followers get DOUBLE PRIZES. So it's really in your best interest to follow the stream 😃

So follow at beam.pro/Pfeiffer (an official member of Team Clopoyaur - THE CLOPO CREW - watch Clopo at beam.pro/clopoyaur).

I remain

Your obedient servant,


~Pfeiffer

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