Open Letter to eCanadian Politicians

Day 3,235, 13:17 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


Dear eCanada Politicos,

I don’t mean to be critical, but having no MPPs is shit. And having not active wars is even shity-er.

It’s hard enough to try and be entertained by this game as it is, but now our stupid land-rent agreements have left the only remaining joy left in the game vacant—a lack of the ability to click (kill) folks in war.

Without any eCanadian or allied battles, I have to move every god-dammed time I want to fight. This causes me a great deal of anger as I am lazy and don’t like having to move to click (shoot) at other players.

So please, for the love of god, either evict those ass-hat eSerbians from our land and give us some good battles to fight, or declare war on someone (like the eUSA, etc.) to actually make things interesting again.

I think we need a little unity and entertainment, and nothing works better than the good ol’ fashion fear of being wiped from the map.

So please act on this plea and declare war. On somebody. Anybody. Everybody.

Let slip the dogs of war.

Kindly yours,

Roger Griswald