No, Thank You, India

Day 922, 23:01 Published in India USA by Mr. Hyphenated
To the Citizens of India:

Today I've received several messages thanking the United States for help in conquering the Punjab Region. While I appreciate the messages of thanks, I cannot say "You're welcome" in response. Instead, I say, "No, thank you"



Even through our recent discussions over Karnataka, we have always remained civil and have been able to understand each other's viewpoints. You all helped in our battle in Liaoning, and we've helped you in your struggles for freedom. Your relationship with our American-based Seal Team 6 is nothing short of spectacular.

You've been nothing but gracious hosts and loyal allies to us. Nothing brings two countries closer than a common ally and some physical proximity to one another--and we have both of these things.



So to you I say:

JAI HIND! HAIL AMERICA!

Signed,
Mr. Hyphenated
US Secretary of State