News from congress
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by Jack Jockson
Good evening.
This is a special announcement from General Secretary of Pirate Cats Party.
About the politics in the incoming month.
by the way, Jockson's fifth congress medal. shines like gold
Pirate Cats Party would like to inform general public, that the party is currently working on developing a certain policy concerning British foreign and other affairs. We will put this policies later into congress and voting. We are currently not inventing any air strike landing methods, because our congressmen spend all their time discussing about two training wars with other congressmen.
Politicians don't have the same opinion about this question. Actually, there are four opinions:
a. keep both training wars
b. keep only Lithuanian one
c. keep only Croatian
d. end both
Which one opinion is yours?
meanwhile, Jockson travels to East Midlands, Lithuania
if your opinion is c. or d. you might as well fly to East Midlands to end this war as soon as possible
and this one
In this picture we see General Secretary of PCP, taking a day off, instead of discussing in parliament, to ride the battlegrounds putting his policy into work.
England wins.
Thank you for voting.
Jockson
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proper congressman keeping you all informed...
you lucky, lucky, people.
Not the congressman we deserve, but the congressman we need. o7
I vote for just pick a bloody option already.
I think you and many others miss the efficiency of having our beloved dictator in charge. Decisions were made swiftly and we were kept informed of where to fight and of course, where not to fight.
Those were the days. If only the CP and his ministers were able to write even one article giving us an inkling of a clue of what was going on. That’d be nice, eh?
Yes, having a dictator is nice and efficient...until he makes choices that you don't like and there's no way to stop him.
Then you also have a CP who spends 1 million cc and there is no way to stop him doing that...