My Congress Platform

Day 1,524, 11:07 • Published in Canada Canada • by Muglack

Hello my friends,

As some of you may know because of my incarceration I am unable to run for Congress this month.


Not much to do around here except stare at the walls

This has left me feeling depressed. Normally I take part in the democratic process in Canada, and being forced to the sidelines has started to effect my emotional well being.


Not even the triple threat Justin Bieber was cheering me up

Not being one for giving in to depression I decided to do something about it. There's one good thing about being in prison, you get lots of quiet time to yourself, so I took advantage of that and started thinking.


The chicken or the egg? Egg obviously, now on to more important things.

Then it hit me. I don't have to RUN for congress to take part in the election. In fact there's a more important role I can play in the election as far as the country is concerned. This revelation made me very happy!


Here's a little song I wrote, I'm going to sing it note for note!

So I'm proud to announce, that on January 25th, 2012 I will assume the roll of blocker. I'll do the honorable thing, and help safeguard the nation from threats both Foreign and Domestic to make sure that enemies don't seize control and ruin this country.



POWER TO THE PEOPLE

So I urge you, on January 25th vote for a candidate that not only wants to win but also deserves to.

Vote with your heads. eCanada depends on it.