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Jokes edition 1

Dia 1,913, 09:52 Publicado em United Kingdom Reino Unido por mwcerberus

JOKES edition 1
Well welcome to this new article this one contains the funniest stuff I could lay my mitts upon but first a Valentine’s Day special poem.
Roses are red.
My mind is twisted.
Bend over baby.
You’re about to be fisted.

If you’re already disgusted DO NOT read on.


boy: do you think i would get more girls if i was more assertive
girl: ummmm yer i suppose
boy: get in the van

I can't believe how strong the winds were last night.
I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the bloody pub.

A family are driving behind a rubbish truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
mum:"errrmmmm don't worry; that was just an insect."
son: "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."

My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Feck off, you won't bring it back."

My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists.
They performed unspeakable acts on her.

I organised a threesome last night...
There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.

Ok funny FB comments.

As it’s valentine’s day I shall forgo the usual sexy picture for informing everyone what my valentines’s day will/has entail(ed).

Please vote/sub/shout if you liked 🙂



Dan/naD Wilshire
Dan/naD Wilshire Dia 1,913, 10:00

Great Article!

fagyan Dia 1,913, 10:03

i'm going to post some of those jokes on my fb 😛

Strength and Honour

Jimbobfrey Dia 1,913, 11:46


Horice G Fossil
Horice G Fossil Dia 1,913, 13:24

Horice (:

alexg737 Dia 1,914, 03:46

Loved the fb fail ones. Hadn't seen them before.

Jamie Carter
Jamie Carter Dia 1,914, 03:49

Some great jokes. I had to share the mime rape joke.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Dia 1,914, 06:25

LOL good stuff mate

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