It is a wonderful life in the FST!
Day 1,515, 14:26
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by Marcus Oritas
Dear united readers of the Groovy Gazette,
Today I wish to tell you about the hap-happiest Millitary Unit in all of the eWorld.
Why, the FST of course!
Amongst a multitude of reasons to unite with us, so as to plunder round the world, these are the foremost:
-Firstly, we have a good system of product supply. Most MU's give you no choice in receiving either food or weapons. We give you that choice. Do you need weapons? Take your goddamn weapons! Need more food to recover health? Get nourished you funky shazbot, cause we deliver that stuff! I'm serious, man.
-The most important thing, is that everybody has a voice. Most other militias and the miltiary in general, is very hierartical with chain of command, and the unimportant newbies. Everyone has an equal opportunity here. A key value stemming from our synonymous Political Party, The Bastards of Liberty.We will value you, and your opinions always.
Always
-We have a relatively high member/kill ratio (21.5), so its not like we suck or anything.
-I'm sure you've always wondered why the FST always seemed to be just a little bit sexier than any other MU. There's no way to hide it man, so I won't waste your time explaining like some kind of giant weiner.
-Lastly, everyone here is pretty chill. So please join us y'all. You will never regret it, ever.
The FST: Practicing the virtues of honor, friendship, love, brotherhood, fairness, and righteousness since time immemorial.
Soon to be renamed the Sons of Liberty.
Further info: http://thebastardsofliberty.forumotion.com/
Today I wish to tell you about the hap-happiest Millitary Unit in all of the eWorld.
Why, the FST of course!
Amongst a multitude of reasons to unite with us, so as to plunder round the world, these are the foremost:
-Firstly, we have a good system of product supply. Most MU's give you no choice in receiving either food or weapons. We give you that choice. Do you need weapons? Take your goddamn weapons! Need more food to recover health? Get nourished you funky shazbot, cause we deliver that stuff! I'm serious, man.
-The most important thing, is that everybody has a voice. Most other militias and the miltiary in general, is very hierartical with chain of command, and the unimportant newbies. Everyone has an equal opportunity here. A key value stemming from our synonymous Political Party, The Bastards of Liberty.We will value you, and your opinions always.
Always
-We have a relatively high member/kill ratio (21.5), so its not like we suck or anything.
-I'm sure you've always wondered why the FST always seemed to be just a little bit sexier than any other MU. There's no way to hide it man, so I won't waste your time explaining like some kind of giant weiner.
-Lastly, everyone here is pretty chill. So please join us y'all. You will never regret it, ever.
The FST: Practicing the virtues of honor, friendship, love, brotherhood, fairness, and righteousness since time immemorial.
Soon to be renamed the Sons of Liberty.
Further info: http://thebastardsofliberty.forumotion.com/
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I had tears...they were sweet. This says it all bro!