If The eUK War Was a Game of Pokémon...

Day 1,288, 03:17 • Published in United Kingdom Norway • by Major Lee Hung
eUK: Oh no! It appears eIreland have bonus resources that we need.



eUK declares war.

eUK: Alfagrem I choose you!



Alfagrem does 10,000,000 damage, eIreland is down to 50 HP!

eIrelan😛 Oh no! Time to call in the team. eCanada I choose you!



eCanada retakes Louth, looks like eIreland is back into this!

eUK: Alfagrem I choose you!



Alfagrem single-handedly fends of all 3 of eIreland's active citizens and their allies.

eIrelan😛 This isn't looking good!
eCanada: Don't worry, I have an evil plan, Plato we choose you!



Plato uses ban, Alfagrem is down to 0 HP!

eUK: UKSF I choose you!



Special forces add 1,000,000 influence

eIrelan😛 Your plan worked! Now they're weak, lets finish them!
eCanada: Okay! Allies we choose you!



eCanada and eIreland defeat UKSF! They now control much of eUK.

eUK: Oh dear! We're down to our last Pokéball! Lets hope this works.



eUK uses credit card! Alfagrem is revived.

eCanada: Unbelievable! We must keep fighting!
eIrelan😛 Fear not! We have a plan C! 😉



eIrelan😛 Trolling we choose you!

eIreland uses trolling but it has no effect on eUK!

eUK: Alfagrem, I choose you! Finish them!

Alfagrem uses Gold! eIreland and eCanada lose ∞ HP!

eUK wins the battle! eIreland is defeated.



Thanks for reading!
Yes, I'm THAT bored.