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(not really election related. Those are froth coming. You can skip this if you're only interested in election based walls of text)

First I want to apologize for the lack of articles this election season. It seems that my fellow candidates and I have really dropped the ball when it comes to getting our messages across for the upcoming election.

I think the reason for this is simple. Aeriala and I, while we’re polar opposites really do stand for the same things. Where he takes everything to heart and can't take a joke I am nothing but jovial and quick witted. Where he allows himself to be serious and dour, I see no reason to make a game feel like a funeral.

Long story short, as we approach Election Day, is that we both plan to achieve the same goals so we would essentially be writing the same articles. Our plans would vary slightly, and details would be changed here and there but for the most part any articles about "plans" would be essentially the same.

Conversely could we be writing scathing articles, and attacking one and other through them? Absolutely we could. We could be doing it very easily, everyone is well aware that both of us have plenty of fodder in our pasts to be doing just that. Not to mention the skill set to keep articles like that coming on a daily basis until the election. Especially me, I'm quite good at them. Want proof? Read the first paragraph again. But I digress.

Anyways, that was just a foreword that has very little to do with this article. I just wanted to include some political stuff because it's the season and I knew people would be disappointed without it. Two quick things then I'll move on. Yes I have political articles in the works, yes I will post them before election day. Probably by Thursday I should have a wall of text representing my campaign, and then on Friday if I hear back from everyone I'll have my cabinet ready to post.

Alright. Now that that's out of the way. The true reason for this article.

Octavian loves me. A lot.

I mean he must love me. He came out of retirement just to give me an endorsement for President.

Now hold on, I know what you're thinking. "He didn't endorse you for president that was an attack article!"

That's where you're wrong. You don't my 'nilla Octavian. (‘Nilla as in Vanilla. It's a thing. Trust me.) He works on so many levels that the average player can't even keep up. It's his gypsy way, he can't help it. When he wants to endorse or support something, he writes an attack article. When he wants something to fail he writes an article in support of it.

Why does he do this you ask? Once again the reason is simple. He's a clown, and he knows no one with half a mind respects him. So if he writes an article supporting something people will know right away that it's a terrible option, while if he attacks something logical people know instantly that it must be the right thing to do.

Now I might be doing myself a disservice by writing this article and letting you get a glimpse of the inner workings of his Gypsy mind. But I figured he wouldn't be around long and he'll probably be checking on how his article does so I needed to strike when the iron was hot thanking him for all the hard work he put into the article supporting me.

So with that in mind I would like to thank Octavian for all his hard work, and his support. You may be a gypsy, but you'll always be welcome in my wagon.