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Day 3,128, 13:44
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by Seanan
"Irishbhoy taking a lil stroll"
So...
It's Seanan. I'm back.
I thought changing my name from Seanan to T1nk3r would allow my memory to slowly fade into oblivion, let my deep slumber continue uninterrupted, so I could follow other pursuits of alleviating boredom between that time when you arrive home from work and eating your dinner.
Mainly watching Friends, or the occasional episode of Come Dine With Me.
But no. I have been lured back by An Sluagh's invitation to witness mischief, toil and trouble. For a moment, eRepublik has beaten the desire to watch a re-run of Friends.
And things in eIreland seem a bit... well...
eBuzzfeed's Top 3 Weird Things About eIreland Right Now
1) Some knacker who can't properly tile a roof is the country's Dictator.
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3) And our alliance is named after a Swiss brand of Watches.
After investigation, I feel I have come to kinda understand recent events...
First, you all came up some wishy-washy role-playing pish called a constitution where you agreed to play nice with eachother. And everything was wonderful.
And then you had WAR with Lithuania. Or was it Russia? Maybe Estonia? Who knows. Do they even have a rugby team?
Here's a fun video because I don't know enough about Lithuania to make a decent joke.
Well... I say WAR, but I mean Ireland was well and truly ploughed!
Overpowered. Obliterated. Annihilated. D-e-storyed. So utterly trampled people mistake us for Belgium.
At least, that's the impression I get from reading Winston Hope Smith's administrations' masterpiece in transparency.
There should be a community award for whatever hell that was.
There was some other dramatic performances aswell! Our most prestigious 2nd Commander ReleaseTheKrakken chatted a bit with Lithuania before the villainous Winston forced him to take a holiday to Bulgaria...
Of course, chatting with Lithuania was part of a masterful strategy. Indeed, the most wise 2nd Commander used his holiday to train, gather support and learn to spell English with all the proper punctuation. And with all these new skills aided the rightful and just overthrow of the tyrannical regime of Winston Despair Smith.
Ultimately, these brave actions led to his rightful position as 2nd Commander and I'm not just saying this because he can kick me out of the unit.
But enough making fun out Winston and Krakie, I imagine the war was a difficult few months and lots has changed. Is there a decent article explaining what happened in that conflict?
After some helpful catch up from a few people, I'm told we no longer have a Dail, the usually inactive Irishbhoy has seized power (Is there an article about that?) and democracy has died a horrific death. No one is really sure what direction our country is currently heading, but the Irish Army is looking fantastic, very happy to see Don Croata in his element.
All in all, lovely to be back.
But some questions I'd like to ask
1) What has replaced the Dail?
2) What would you describe as my best feature?
3) And is there anything interesting planned that I should stick around for?
Thanks for reading,
T1nk3r/Seanan
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First Denied.
1) What has replaced the Dail? - I did
2) What would you describe as my best feature? - That tight little bum of yours 😉
3) And is there anything interesting planned that I should stick around for? - No, get out while you still can
Biednymis and Nerusia is loyal to me (not servants like in the old irish army read no supplies) they followed me from the irish army to the clerics for months the most succesful Irish Army to Clerics Bulgaria when WHS did not want to discuss supplies after i have supplied for months on end. We then came up with the idea (me DC and moomoo) of rejoining of former good armies like cromega the 2nd best Irish army for months into a new army that will rule ireland. also i did not discuss anything with the Lithuanians other than them briefly inviting me there by mistake. I planned my trip to foreign regions months in advance it was to gather 24000 Q7 weps .
Despite that Seanan its good if your back but please ask more people before writing articles. This is not the old days where I have to tolerate your behavior.
I am eternally grateful for your continued tolerance.
Seriously tho,
1) Sluagh is the country's real dictator, IB is simply taking the position cuz Sluagh has exams IRL
2) The work you did for EA
3) nope
Actually, for 3).... EA's revival! We had a rough couple months with WHS in power
these are glorious times idd \o/
3). If you like war and ultra organised war then you missed the best we have done in my memory in relation to the resources war. Someone else can fill you in on hat, but in short there was a lot of fighting and a lot of organisation and we got stuff and punched above our weight. So I would say go back in time and get involved with that.
Welcome back!
Slug and his cronies/multis gained resources in the first resource war and made Ireland a tempting target. Then they all buggered off out of the country leaving us open to attack from Lithuania backed by Poland's rental money. They came back and PTOd the country with their multi army and removed any slight amount of democracy. We now have some more resources, so the whole thing will happen again when they eff off.
You're a rather cynical person, aren't you?
Cheer up Brian, you know what they say..
Yeah we are better off with less resources.... good point! wtf
>We get good resources
>We run the country
>We get abused and hassled over our running of the country
>We make a Constitution to try and cater for the politicians
>Politicians exploit the system and provide no assistance in the working of the country except whining over harmless actions.
>We leave the country
>ILP and co reassures everyone that Ireland is "more united" and "better off" without us.
>Ireland gets wiped by Lithuania
>Politicians ignore the Constitution
>Politicians fail to remake a Constitution over several months.
>We return
>We restore the Irish Army
>We win each election (for whatever they matter) with growing percentages month on month.
>We get best resources eIreland has ever had.
>Irelands damage output doubles
>Immigration in one months exceeds that of the four months we left.
>Everything is still our fault.
You can thank us later when you take off your extra extra small pants.
Welcome back Seanan, a true IA Legend
Howdy ho
1) The Irish Revolutionary Force is seeking to replace the Dail with a more mass participatory direct democratic model. We are actively working on constructing this new institution.
2) Maybe your biceps.
3) The continuation of the eIrish Revolution and the dismantling of dictatorship into a true revolutionary democracy.
🙂