How to spell 'Mississippi'?

Day 1,580, 09:15 • Published in USA USA • by XxBusinessMogulexX






Today, I found some extra time to sit down and write something, since I haven't wrote anything for a long
time so instead of watching some movie, I sai😛 "What the heck, I'm gonna write an article." So here I am writing an article, I'm not going to write anyhting eRep related because..... I'm 2clicking and I don't know sh*t about what the hell is going 'round here. I just heard some noise about the alliances and stuff, you can tell me later about that. Now anyway, what to write about, I will put a little bit of everything in order to satisfy more people(If you know what I mean). I'm just trying to be funny although it doesn't work every time.

First a question, where do you write your articles? Maybe word or gdocs? I write them in notepad, real classy, ha?
Now enough of me talking cr*p, let's get to the real deal.



To be honest, I have no idea what I am doing over here. Just talking random words. So why don't we make an article together? You can tell a story in the comments...For example, what is the most embarassing situation you have been in, or what is the most embarassing thing you have done lately? I was going to share some story but I don't know what to say. Or you can tell a joke or whatever, just make some talk...If you want you can copy it. We can talk politics, economy,sex, movies, music, porn...whatever you like...

Let me start by telling a joke.......or two:

"A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives ...

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.""


Here comes the second one...

The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel.

He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing.
The priest, suspecting fowl play decided to say something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, has anyone got a cock? To which all the men stood up.
"No,no," he said, somewhat flustered, "that's not what I meant. "Has anybody SEEN a cock?" All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said. "Thats not what I meant either. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them."

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," He said, now thoroughly embarrassed "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen MY cock?" All the choirboys stood up.

I'm going to hell for this one...

Now it's your turn and as I said, it doesn't have to be a joke.



Yeah I know that there are grammar/spelling mistakes, I apologize for that but I'm too damn lazy too look for them and repair them.
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