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With all the anger and war that is around at the moment, i have found myself giving serious thought as to how world peace could be achieved. Well, stoned in bed, but tomato/tomato.

Anyhows, i won't find solutions for it all, but i've sorted out a biggy i reckon. RRR can now exclusively reveal how that epic bitch fight that is Israel/Palenstine can be sorted out.

Ok, we all know they both claim it as theirs. Christians will support Israel, as the bible said the Jew would return, thus, if they didn't, then Christianity is questionable also. Christians generally means the West, so all those who appose the West, support Palestine, without caring all that much about Palenstines cause,more about how much damage can be done to the Western infidels.

But, as with any war, the majority of people killed, injured, made homeless and traumatized are the people who don't care, people just like us, just you and me with cool beards and fancy headwear.

Now, here is the solution. Settlements seem to be causing a hell of a lot of strife. So, with the aide of Discovery Channel, I have decided that what needs to be done is the following:

1 - Politicians from Palestine and Israel should fly off to Dubai.
2 - Whilst coming in to land, they both look out the window and go "buggar me, look at that huge palm tree."
3 - Then a stewardess will giggle and say "Hehehe, Sillys!" That's an island the towelled ones made like a massive sandcastle on pebbles. "WOW" the dignities would reply.
4 - fly home, buy industrial vacuum cleaner, sponsored by the UN.
5 - take vac to some water, say the Red Sea. Choose accceptable shape for new island, definitely not the Star of David shape, or Mohammed. That would be silly also.
6 - Build a huge island, with a bridge.
7 - Invite normal people who just wanna eat, sleep and stuff to move there. Tell those who want to stay and fight to have fun, but we've gotta go. lift up bridge.
8 - Israel and Palestine live happily ever after. Evil people kill each other. New race evolves "Palreals".
The end.



i will of course accept any political position my genius should be offered.

Peace.