Hello Canada - I hear you have had some problems
•
by James Glover
First let me say your Olympics are a shambles - You have had financial worries left right and centre
You have now had to drop SNOW by Helicopter!!!!
eRepublik
I think i must first congratulate you on running one of the worst Military campaign in eRepublik history. It has revolved around you blocking the UK and letting others declare war on you.
24/01/10 Canada first attacks the UK - UK wins easily with a 2 million wall
25/01/10 onwards Canada Blocks for a while - everyone gets bored of Canada
04/02/10 The UK president retreats Scotland - Canada Trolls claim victory - EDEN suffer while Norway cannot attack and Romania is blocked out of the war with the UK
05/02/10 Canada realise how silly they were to attack before Norway and so Block Norway out of the War
05/02/10 Norway declares War on Canada - Wasting 500 gold - They were then Blocked by the US and had to go through Sweden instead, oh that's another load of gold wasted.
07/02/10 Canada are completely blocked out of the war with the UK and so help there friends in China defend from a Russian attack. oh they lost that too.
We may be down to five regions but we can stand strong with our allies
The UK has sixteen Allies for revenge attacks against Canada - have a think about that one
Hello Canada - How's sara?
James Glover
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
Comments
So this is how you rationalize your country's destruction? Don't think London will hold out. Remember, the UK doesn't have many friends in Phoenix either...
ha ha
The wall on previous battle has been over 1 million an all!!!
That's even with all the other battles around the eWorld
Don't tell anyone but we are trying to tippy toe around france because we like them now.
Wow, I really hope your an ESL, as that is some shabby english work, from what I can only assume is someone whom actually lives in the UK.
Your allies are now busy elsewhere in the world as well, so you should perhaps not rely that heavily on a wall that has been made almost solely by them, yourselves having next to nothing to do with it.
*yawn*
If you are going to attempt insulting Canada, at least be clever about it.
Blablabla, what did you say ?
Also, that helicopter is putting out a forest fire by dropping water and fire retardant- notice the smoke beneath it?
Don't worry, I'm sure you won't make the mistake again- I imagine you'll be seeing quite a few of those putting out the fires in London in the near future. 🙂
Come on James, surly you can come up with cooler trolling 😛
/me wants Zoli back 🙁
You know that we would've won Northern Ireland if it was fair game right? Canada defeated your pathetic country that had 16 MPPs!! That is so embarassing.
You won't have that list of MPPs when you get wiped out, fyi. :3
Why did the UK try to surrender to us if things are going so good for you?
No maple syrup for you, you naughty boy!
USA! USA! USA!
When was the last time your tiny little island nation got to host anything???
Other than tea and crumpits that is.......
Say what you want, Canada is proud, and we are better than you.
Nuff said.
@Treian, we're hosting the Olympics in 2012, REMEMBER? It was announced the day before the London bombings. And you're not better than us, Canadians are the descendants of the British and French, REMEMBER?
yes Sheldon, ha ha
We have the proper Olympics and were getting the World Rugby after that!
>Remember, the UK doesn't have many friends in Phoenix either...
Lol. Get a clue.
@Sheldon - i was really really hoping no one would remember that about us.
I'm fine ty.
James ... Making your letters bigger doesn't make you sound literate. Sorry - FAIL!
Wow, I really expected better English from you James, considering your country invented the language and all. But thanks for spelling centre correctly anyways! See you in London soon!
Your also aware descendants usually exceed the ones they came from right?
Yawn. See you in London.
Say what you want, Canada is proud, and we are better than you.
Nuff said. X2!
wow, even your articles suck
have you guys ever done anything that hasn't failed yet?
I don't think so.
Oh... Talking about Olympics here...
Don't you ever remarked that London's 2012 Olympic logo looks like someone giving a blowjob?
...
Now THAT'S A FAIL!
Why does eveyrone care about the olympics? Its just some active guys and girls who do what they like and make mega $$$ for it.
did somebody hear a bulldog bark? oh don't worry, we're taking it to the vet to get it spayed
you call the summer olympics the proper olympics why? Does it have something to do with living in a country that actually has a winter, But still can't compete in these events -FAIL!
Remember, We've already hosted BOTH olympics.
See you in London Sucka
"Canada Trolls claim victory"
then you must be a "common illiterate uk troll"
Its not big, its not clever, its not even witty.
To sum it up...eUK is half occupied and can't do much about it.
LOL stop crying little brits
BTW how are preparations for the London Olympics going?
So pretty much the little kid getting beat with a baseball bat and kicked in the mouth is telling the guys hitting him how much better he is. Interesting.
@Edouard
Holly Crap! it does look like someone giving a BJ!!! ROFL EPIC FAIL!!
Quoting:
'Hello Canada'
+
'First let me say your Olympics are a shambles'
Mr. Glover, it is clear that you do not understand the concept of reality with the term of use when playing eRepebublik.
What happens in real world is irrelevant with the current situation in eRepublik between eCanada and eUK.
Worst, when speaking about Olympic games theses words are well porly choose and we see that you have a real intend of insulting Canada on his whole.
Well, as all are living free of choice of their action and words you have the verbal rights to insult us, but I will say that I have the right to say that your a damn rude fool with no respect to a foreign culture.
When I decide to start to read your article, i stop at the second phrase, because you were making insulting statement and thus your article was rendered with no more interest to know more of it's content.
A word of advice, next time greet us as eCanada, got that Sir?
And while we had open of explanation on real things, me as Canadian, will still wish good luck to the United Kingdom for it's participation on Vancouver 2010 Olympics games.
Of course, i want Canada to beat your country on the pursuit of gold medals but this is where the friendly competition are at. When all countries compete peacefully with leaving the politics behind, this is where a taste of unity can be obtain once every 4 years.
Put your sarcasms on ice until the event is done. Got it?
This article is not Voted
Since when does real life Olympics have a profound effect on the workings of eRepublik?
How did this guy get 800 subs with a presentation like this?
Oh...thats right, getting PWNED in war does that...
haha
Why do you even bother responding, clearly they're just showing their obvious penis envy.
@Sheldor- Sorry, getting the 2012 Games after the bombings was just a sympathy vote..... nothing more.
We may be LONG TIME AGO decendants of you, but we have grown and evolved into a people of our own that are respected and loved the world over...... You guys, not so much.....
Who bailed you out of WWII.... WE DID.
The UK both eUK and RL UK are nothing but fail.
Oh and did I mention backstabing liars?? Yeah eUK for the FAIL.
Check the dictionary.....I believe websters has added eUK to the deffinitions of fail.....
Thanks for commin out though...... always good for the lulz.
Seems to have been working quite well. Eat crow, UK. Yeah, eat it.
Dear UK:
All your country belong to us.
James Wiens yesterday
Also, that helicopter is putting out a forest fire by dropping water and fire retardant- notice the smoke beneath it?
Don't worry, I'm sure you won't make the mistake again- I imagine you'll be seeing quite a few of those putting out the fires in London in the near future. 🙂
hahaha yeah you called it. this has fail written all over it
@ Sheldon. Actually Canada is a mix of English, French, German, Scandinavian, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, and first nations peoples thank you very much (and those are just some of the major cultures in Canada, there are shitloads more)
I can see London from my house
we may be down to five regions but...oh yeah, thats cause you are losing, forgot about that didn't you
Dude its not our fault that the weathers being as much as a douche as you are, don't take the game so seriousley that your making rather pathetic attempts at finding something to annoy us with.
hey kid,
in the future let someone who is more educated edit your work.
It will sound less stupid....haha
bla bla