Helicopter for sale

Day 3,930, 08:23 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Jack Jockson

There is an unusually good offer on the helicopter market today where Jockson is selling his unused chopper. We have interviewed Jockson about his product and in this article you can read more about this flying machine.






Mister Jockson, you're selling your helicopter for 779 cc. Why is the price almost 100 times bigger than the price of other similar products?

You are right to underline the word almost, because that's where anyone that buys it, will profit.
Now to answer your question. The price is almost 100 times bigger because my helicopter is 100 times better that the rest of the helicopters. It is hand made. It is fast. Completely reliable non polluting piece of work and hardly takes any storage space.

But how can it be 100 times better when it is exactly the same like the others. Is this even possible under current game mechanics?

It is possible. Under the condition that you never fly it.

Buy it and never fly it?

Yes, never. Just like the user manual instructions say.

Doesn't this sound absurd?

Only seemingly. In practice, as any clever economist who knows how to divide by zero can confirm, the buyer will profit, not only by owning a Jockson machine, bur overall in other aspects of his personal military economy.

Would you personally recommend buying it?

Of course I would.

Where can one find your offer?

In UK helicopter market. Right there on the picture.



Allow us two more questions, please. If you sell your helicopter, would you personally be at a loss?

No, because, you see, I can make another one.

What would you do with the money, if you sell it?

I would immediately donate the money to UK, the country is nearly bankrupt and at the moment since I personally don't need any money, that's where I'd put it.
It's like they say, unless people troll the structure, the structure will collapse. And in two days we may be able to witness just that. That is, the UK law and order as we know it will collapse in two days, if the country goes bankrupt, and it all looks it will do so.