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Dear adored readers of the Groovy Gazette,


We'll I've got good news and bad news from the global stage. There is a very very small chance Pizza the Hut could become president and allign ourselves with Serbia. The bad news? That was the bad news. Good news is our allied invasion is still going on awesome. Enjoy!


And now, your 8 most dynamic, and most awesome fronts:



1. The Bulgarian Front
This is likely where the strength of allied forces (versus the "one nation versus the other" style of ONE), can be proven to a grand degree. While Bulgaria is currently fighting Hungary and Slovakia, a reborn Poland is attacking from the north. Bulgaria will not manage to defend all sides of its conquests without tremendous, magnificient allied support (which has indeed been seen before). This is the only front EDEN is currently heavily threatened by, and so it is very important we do not suffer a catastrophic defeat on this stage.





2. The Adriatic Front
Croatia and Bosnia have done a good job of weakening Serbia's regional power. Bosnia cut through Kosovo, and Croatia took control of the all important Adriatic Corridor (Serbia's lifeline). Now with recent events against Spain turning in Croatia's favor, it seems more than likely that Croatia will liberate most Italian states. Albania has also returned to us amidst Serbia's losses. With Serbia as the monarch of ONE, defeating them is ever-important. I definently want to fight for them, because whenever the situation called for jazz, they never hesitated to take up our spare saxophone.




3. The broadening Baltic Conflict
Unfortunately, Russia and Finland continue to struggle in Sweden, as they can't seem to hold on to the lands they conquer. An eventual wipe seems inevitable, however. To the east, Romania lost control of parts of Lithuania and Estonia when they invaded Poland. Now that Poland is back in action, Romania has been cut off from supporting Bulgaria due to heavy Lithuanian resistance. Hopefully they can get their empire back together and take on Poland as soon as possible. So this front will have an impact in the long run to fight against Poland and secure Sweden.



4. Victories in the Pacific
A couple months ago, we Americans got together with China, and Brazil to try for a wipe. But when Serbia, Poland, and Spain invaded, we left, and it fell apart after that. But this time, China has wiped Indonesia single-handedly. This is a dramatic event in the history of the war, and a wiped Indonesia opens new doors for East Asia. China is now free to colonize Thailand, and Singapore. But I dearly hope they could manage to hold on to their conquests in Indonesia as long as possible. In New Zealand, Chile took control of Auckland the other day. If that's not a cause for celebration, then I don't know what is.


Serbia Spain Macedonia Iran Slovenia U.K. Hungary Poland Indonesia .... Sweden.


5. The renewed Brazillian invasion of Spain
Croatia had barely been able to fend of Spain, while also holding on to Mexico, and taking on Serbia. It's a wonder they could, in fact, even with allied support. But now Brazil is significantly easing the load of Croatia, by sweeping through the Canaries. Spain has been discussed as a possible NE by the USA, but everyone is sick of fighting Spain. But Spain is still a player we should significantly help Brazil deal with.




6. The Central European Front
The German-Danish Confederation (GDC) is opening up a campaign against Austria. With a German Austria, and Bulgarian Slovakia, two ONE satellite states would be occupied. And if successful, the GDC could attack Slovenia to liberate Switzerland and North Italy. We are reaping the rewards of the liberation of the West from Poland. Another blessing of our liberation, is the wipe of the U.K., as it could not have been done without France.




7. The Arabian Front
Turkey and Greece have done very well in carving up FYROM's empire. What a better way to introduce solid cooperation between two former enemies. This front will enrich both nations very well. When Greece invades the FYROM mainland, this conflict will get much more serious.





8. The British Isles
The U.K. managed to liberate Yorkshire from Canada just in time to have presidential elections. They'll still get wiped again, however. So this is still a front to care about.

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Now some hot WAR NOTES!

Picture courtesy of George Armstrong Custer


ONE countries without initiative: 10
Serbia
Poland
Hungary
Sweden
Spain
United Kingdom
Lithuania (ABC)
Estonia (ABC)
New Zealand (Serbian PTO)


ONE countries with initiative:

Oh, I think you know the answer to that question...



ONE countries currently wipe😛 10
Montengro (Serbian tribute state)
Latvia (ABC)
Mexico (Pro ONE)
Venezuela (Pro ONE)
South Korea (Pro ONE)
Peru (Pro ONE)
Paraguay (Pro ONE)
Pakistan (Pro ONE)
Indonesia (ONE ONE)
Iran ("ONE")

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In conclusion, we are making advances all over. The final test may be Bulgaria vs. Poland and Hungary, as well as Croatia and Bosnia vs. Serbia. But don't get cocky, even though we've got something beautiful here. For example, so is a peacock, but you don't eat it until its cooked! So keep going at this relentlessly y'all. I believe in you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some buisness to attend to.





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